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[wolfhickey]

I just got an email that asked me whether I understand the link between my colon and back pain. Because I carry 10 pounds of poop in my lower intestine and if I don't get rid of it every 6 hours, it rots. That means I need to buy their "High Quality Colon Cleansing System" or I'll get cancer and die

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[the_angelic_sin]

That seems to go against the general rule of 8 hours of sleep, straight. But I guess getting rid of 10lbs of rotting feces might be more important than sleep? :p

What makes you think it's going to be fucked up again? I'm curious to hear your view point (because I'm really not too into politics, but this election I've definitely been trying to keep up / hear other's opinions).

Good luck with paddling! :)

[aaronin]

I don't think anyone can fix this problem, and whoever wins will be blamed for this decline.

and besides, I don't like the idea of my future being mortgaged by the government to pay for the mistakes of all of these business-types. but I also hate those commercials for colon cleansers. so unnatural.

[phantomopus]

Hahahaha, gross.