More Crack!fanfic *sigh*
Title: Where exactly?
Prompt: Crack
Word Count: 428
Characters: Trafalgar Law, Nami
"Let's see, he went north so that would take him to… The Lake of Blood which can be crossed via the Bridge of Bones, then there's Death Valley, followed by Skull Mountain, and beyond that there is the…Pit of Eternal Tortures." Law read out slowly his brow furrowing in annoyance. His fingertips skimmed smoothly over the glossy surface of the map as he firmly ignored the chaos unfolding behind him in favor of the voice floating through the Den Den Mushi receiver.
"That idiot!" came the frustrated shriek high and sharp with pent up anger. Law gave a barely perceptible flinch away from the receiver and he sighted tiredly running his hands over his face. He could feel a migraine coming on his pulse throbbing against his temples. "Well, could you tell us where he started from?" continued the voice only slightly calmer.
His eyes quickly scanned the map until he came across the name of the town where he'd left his submarine "At the Start"
"Don't be a smart…"
"That's the name of the town Miss. Nami" Law interrupted scathingly cutting her off before she could get into another of her earsplitting rants.
A long suffering sigh and that Law desperately wanted to echo and Nami's voice lost its edge till it was small and exhausted. She sounded the way Law felt.
"We ran into this old lady in the town square who told us to go find a magical pet store and fetch a talking parakeet so she wouldn't be lonely anymore and for some reason Mr. Strawhat thought it would be a good idea despite myself, my first mate, Jean Bart, and some random guy telling him otherwise…I think it was the parakeet that sealed the deal." Law explained starting to massage his temples his head spinning at the mere thought of Strawhat bouncing up and down with that lunatic smile on his face.
"And you didn't go why?" he rolled his eyes even through he knew she couldn't see him. Softly wondered as it was he knew an accusation when he heard one.
"I don't do what people tell me to do; besides it's not my job to look after Mr. Stawhat. I took my crew east and we ended up taking a walk through the Field of Daisies, over Candy Mountain, through The Chocolate Factory, and now we're in The Land of Sparkles and Butterflies where I bought this map"
"How was it?"
"I want to gouge out my eyes, and I don't think Bepo is going to fit back in the submarine."