"A meteor is going to hit the earth in five years. Thankfully, the government built a super structure underground so people can survive and I'm one of them. I'm allowed to take two people with me, however, it isn't either of you. But I did save a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico."

Think I have a future in advertisement?

I am sitting here at my computer unable to fall asleep. My beard itches my face. I'd shave but I'd have to get up to do that. If only my ankle would heal, instantly. I'm also in need of a hair cut. I do debate letting it grow ( Read more... )

I am going to see a movie either today or tomorrow. If you want to travel with me, let me know.

Funny Movie!

Big-Boys.com is a great site. : P

This next clip makes me feel better about my minor sprain:

Warning: This guy's ankle has been snapped clean and his foot is hanging by flesh, alone.

I think of Matt the Bat when I post this. I'm not sure why, though. I think it's because Matt would lose it after watching this.

This guy is messed up:

Amazing Racist 1
Amazing Racist 2
Amazing Racist 3

This next one is priceless:

Amazing Racist Beaner Video

So... from observing my friends I somehow know what they are thinking about... at least along the same line. She is confused. She has obvious feelings for another(not talking about me), yet she is currently with someone else. What does she do? Do I say anything ( Read more... )

Watch the flying dog:
Fly DOOGGGYY!!!
ALL JUGGLERS ARE REQUIRED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO:
Very CoolSo... I injured myself, tonight. I'm tired of my ankle. I'm not at all satisfied with my product. My mom and dad did a shitty job putting me together. Ouch... Ouch and ouch again ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day:
Click this... I have nothing more to say.

To bring back a popular flash boob: Boobs are fun.

I just finished making buttermilk pancakes and homemade blueberry syrup. Mrs. Grantham said they were really good. I liked them, myself, but that isn't all too hard to pull off. Hopefully, everyone will wake and enjoy them. I feel really bad that I'm enjoying myself while I know manyh others probably aren't. Although, I don't feel bad when ( Read more... )