My brain is a very scary place to be. And cannons=porn

[wolfroolz]

So me and brabble were having a conversation about, of all things, art. So somehow it got onto the topic of the trip she took to Europe and some cannons she had seen there. She found them unusual and send me the pic. It led to the following conversation:





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brabble: *found this funny*
WolfRoolz: huh
WolfRoolz: lol
WolfRoolz: it is
WolfRoolz: is like
WolfRoolz: i am going to blow you up with my sexy porn cannon
brabble: lol
brabble: yeah
brabble: so much for "make love, not war"
WolfRoolz: lol
WolfRoolz: can do both
WolfRoolz: at the same time
brabble: hee yes. on a cannon.
WolfRoolz: lol
brabble: sexy
WolfRoolz: well
WolfRoolz: its like the worlds most dangerous vagina
WolfRoolz: but like think about it ok, big hole, that guys stick balls and sticks into
WolfRoolz: and then it explodes
WolfRoolz: big fucking vagina
brabble: uh huh
brabble: i will never look at a cannon the same way again
WolfRoolz: LOL
brabble: this is like hairy oj
brabble: terminally corrupting
WolfRoolz: *dies*
brabble: *will never get over that*
brabble: but i am going to think "hole into which men put sticks and balls and then it explodes"
WolfRoolz: well its true
WolfRoolz: first a cannon ball
WolfRoolz: then big stick to push ball down
WolfRoolz: light it on fire and it goes boom"

*convo was edited a bit to fix embarrassing typos that led us down paths that should just not be tread.

Conclusions: Cannons are teh ultimate in medieval porn, sudden insights can be very scary things, and now we will never think of cannons in the same way again.