ooooh im an old man i havent typed anything in like ever AHHHHH! get away from me u old man i dont want to be raped COME HERE MY PRESSOUS HAHAHAHA I WILL SELL U ON THE BLACK MARKET nooooooo! my cow will not poo on ur lawn bad mooy so u see u need to let bernie-son tell u story well only if that old man doesnt come back he he he ok let us begin ( Read more... )

so i was like what are u doing thoses people over there are watching us STALKERS!!! lets invite them out to dinner then after words ( wisper wisper ) ok sounds like fun muhahaha man stop watching us how bout we just do it right now but there just pigs and there muddy and stinky and ok * goes and beats pig with a base ball bat ) man u people are ( Read more... )

I NEED MORE BEADS! fuzzy wazzy was a bear what a stupid name for a bear hey shut up im tryn' to say something ok contuine FINE fuzzy was had no hair HA HA STUPID BALD BEAR thats kinda funny but what is wrong with u i had a drinking contest with polar bear and then i had to much coke and so i had to pee and i steped in a snake trap now im in a ( Read more... )

HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLO and welcome to ha ha ha nooooo u are a mean mean . . . person man woman robot panda eating jelly beans thingy ahhhhh run away from what i dunno what one of these ( fill in the blank ) hahahaha run my fruits run for i no u will come crawling back to me hahaha oh no u cant y not b/c I LOVE ME!!! huh? ( Read more... )

CAAAAANNNNDDDDDYYYYY! chocolate chocolate chocolate! la la la la la la ! hey! every body margritas all round ahhhhhhh nooooooooo y y did u do that stop! . . . hamma time ( break it down ) right well we no who didnt take there medication today oooh oooh pick me pick me hey i wanna tell a story can i please! . . . oh all right well then start ok ( Read more... )

ha ha mara he mara ha hello soluite . . . anywas hello ppl whats up i havent written a story in a long time and im just lovn this song AHHHHH!!!! worms and bazookas wtf there comming to take over the world and the kangroors are like " wtf mates were being ingored im gonna go to the loo and leave a present for the president eh mate " and mr. bush is ( Read more... )

* gives rasberry * hahahaha oh im in shorts!!! I FEEL NACKED!!! * puts pants on. . . . . . FINALLY* so im goning to . . . do something so evil that u wont no what it is! ready . . . HEAD SHOULDS KNEES AND TOES KNEES AND TOES HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES EYES AND EARS AND MOUTHS AND NOSE HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES KNEES AND TOES! ha isnt that ( Read more... )

ok lets see now im gonna get stright to the story whoa whoa whoa HA! NA NA NA NA SEXY KUNG FU FIGHTING! wow * shiver down spine* MUHAHAHAHA ( i no about something that no one nos about and it will bring the world . . . DOOM HA HA HA . . . i just felt like saying the word DOOM its just so coool ) i want a yo yo those things are awesome shut up u old ( Read more... )

so like i promised i am gonna write u another story that dosent make KOOL A . . man piss off u stupid bug * itching head thinking to hard* um i have a green moonkey kool any ways im gonna write another story no im not like hell u are ok no need to curse ur stupid enought any ways OH BETTER NOT BE A FAT CELL CUZ U JUST GOT BURNED OH HAHAHA well now ( Read more... )

there once was a girl who was normal just like everyone else sept she spazed alot! but besides that she is a pretty normal girl but one day this girl who we shall call tuccy sall a guy who she thought was the most hot, sexy guy on the whole planet. so she was talking with her friend rumble on the bus about this guy " rumble hes the hottest guy ( Read more... )