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It's getting to be the ~season~ and I'm thinking about like, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer things. I just really want Gerard the Misfit Elf, you know? HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE AN ELF GODDAMNIT HE WANTS TO BE A ROCKSTAR. AN INDEPENDENT ROCKSTAR. HE WANTS TO SAVE THE LIVES OF ALL THE MISFIT TOYS. No one wants to play with Pete-in-the-Box. :(
Otherwise I dunno who's who. Mikey the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Ultimately I hope this would make Frank the hot girl reindeer who thinks Mikeyolph's whistling lightbulb nose is a handsome nose. "You talk like you have a constant snotnose, but I think you're cute so you should walk me home later." And Mikeyolph frolics around all "I'm cude! I'M CUDE!" Fun fact: I was totally gay for that girl reindeer when I was 8 years old.
Yukon Bob, the surly prospector dude? RAY THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER OF THE NORTH? Gerard the Misfit Elf sings Ray the Abominable Snow Monster to sleep so he and Yukon Bob can shave him or something to tame him. He's less intimidating when he's hairless.
BRIAN COULD BE SANTA WHO THEY HAVE TO FATTEN UP. PATRICK STUMP COULD BE THE BURL IVES SNOWMAN WHO WON'T STOP BELTING OUT SONGS/NARRATING THE WORLD.
Otherwise I dunno who's who. Mikey the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Ultimately I hope this would make Frank the hot girl reindeer who thinks Mikeyolph's whistling lightbulb nose is a handsome nose. "You talk like you have a constant snotnose, but I think you're cute so you should walk me home later." And Mikeyolph frolics around all "I'm cude! I'M CUDE!" Fun fact: I was totally gay for that girl reindeer when I was 8 years old.
Yukon Bob, the surly prospector dude? RAY THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER OF THE NORTH? Gerard the Misfit Elf sings Ray the Abominable Snow Monster to sleep so he and Yukon Bob can shave him or something to tame him. He's less intimidating when he's hairless.
BRIAN COULD BE SANTA WHO THEY HAVE TO FATTEN UP. PATRICK STUMP COULD BE THE BURL IVES SNOWMAN WHO WON'T STOP BELTING OUT SONGS/NARRATING THE WORLD.