Where in the Sam Hill?pinhawkJune 10 2005, 02:07:32 UTC
Ok. Enough about the pig. Now, what about the ambidextrious thing? Cause I am. Where in the Sam Hill did you get these? And yes, I use my strongest muscle all the time any time I get the chance. (Evil grin)
here is something else (these are three things, answer them one by one, but they are all connected together):
1. how do you get an elephant into the refridgerator? (thats easy).
2. All animals are invited to a festival. now you want to cross a river which has human eating alligators in it. how can you cross this river? (no boats or so).
3. how do you get a giraffe in the refridgerator?
all in all they are a little dumb but for once funny ... lol
let's see: 1. open door, put elephant in, close door. 2. well, there are no alligators since they are all at the festival, which means a save crossing is garanteed. 3. open door, get elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
I don't want to be the cloudy poopy pants guy but some of those lines are so incorrect;
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (noting the word 'Animal' actually encompasses every living think on this planet, including trees)
So off the bat I can name a few; crocodiles, snails, hamsters, most snakes, um... trees, hehe :P Elephants could be the only Mammal that doesn't jump ;)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
As a kid my brother I and used to breed Mantids. Yes I know. we were (still are) dorks. About 9 times out of 10 the female will eat the males head AFTER sex. What the male does is is cling his 'claws' into the armpits of the female to prevent her from turning around and grabbing him to eat him. The tricky part is when he's done... how to release her and get away as fast as possible. We've actually witnessed escapes ( more like the female let him go, hehe ) Another rumour on this story is that the female would eat
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here is something else (these are three things, answer them one by one, but they are all connected together):
1. how do you get an elephant into the refridgerator? (thats easy).
2. All animals are invited to a festival. now you want to cross a river which has human eating alligators in it. how can you cross this river? (no boats or so).
3. how do you get a giraffe in the refridgerator?
all in all they are a little dumb but for once funny ... lol
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let's see:
1. open door, put elephant in, close door.
2. well, there are no alligators since they are all at the festival, which means a save crossing is garanteed.
3. open door, get elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(noting the word 'Animal' actually encompasses every living think on this planet, including trees)
So off the bat I can name a few; crocodiles, snails, hamsters, most snakes, um... trees, hehe :P
Elephants could be the only Mammal that doesn't jump ;)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
As a kid my brother I and used to breed Mantids. Yes I know. we were (still are) dorks.
About 9 times out of 10 the female will eat the males head AFTER sex. What the male does is is cling his 'claws' into the armpits of the female to prevent her from turning around and grabbing him to eat him. The tricky part is when he's done... how to release her and get away as fast as possible. We've actually witnessed escapes ( more like the female let him go, hehe ) Another rumour on this story is that the female would eat ( ... )
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