Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

[wolphin5]

1. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's happy to see you
2. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you
3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
4. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor
5. A dog's parents never visit

Comments

[lilwyvern]

*Chuckles*

Them are true... :3

[weredog]

Actually, my dog's parents are visiting right now...

[wildw0lf]

Ah, cool, I like your X-mas themed ASCII dog. Did you draw the dog out yourself, or find it? :)

[wolphin5]

yes, but you could have said they couldn't come over ;)

[wildw0lf]

That's just so true!