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[wombat_revenge]

Uncle Ben's new flavor of "buttery rice" tastes like my sweaty ass on a hot summer day.

Comments

[demonicsatirist]

Though I can't say I've ever tasted your sweaty ass on a hot summer's day, I must admit that I'm sure that is what it would taste like. Excuse me while I go vomit at the thought eating this shit again...

[wombat_revenge]

I hope you didn't go eat it by my advice.

If so, there's a bridge I want to sell you.