( Hi, my name's Char and I'm a kit-o-holic )

Number one - Both Rosie (my sister) and Phil (my boyfriend) are going to be up this weekend. Therefore we probably will be going somewhere or doing something on Saturday Night. Watch this space.

Number two - I think my house is infested with gremlins. Not of the furry kind.

Phil, the poor man who has to put up with me for a partner, is (potentially) coming up this weekend for a visit. However, if he does, he will require somewhere to park, as around the new house is 'permit only' parking.

Please can we borrow the outside of someone's house to leave his car near?

Payment in the forms of hugs and beer may be given.

If some of the fuckers don't learn to control their children I'm going to confiscate them, and not give them back.

I shall then systematically break them down, and reform them in my own image.

An army of Char.

Watch this space.

I want to buy a water filter and a soda stream...
*evil grin*

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Does anyone else get part way through writing a rant, only to find the guilt monkey has climbed onto their back, and is repeatedly whacking them with his slipper of judgement?

Instead, I present - Things I Am Happy About Today

- Greengages
- The new bath melt we're selling downstairs
- Sunshine
- Charity shop finds
- Gold finger nails
- My 'new' ( Read more... )

ME AND SAMMI WANNA GO LASER QUEST TODAY!

THE PLACE IS OPEN TILL 10PM, SO WE WERE THINKING GET A TRAIN TO/FROM MORECAMBE AT THESE TIMES : LANCASTER-MORECAMBE 16.51-17.03. AND THEN HOME AT 20.00-20.11 OR  21.41-21.51. THE RETURN FARE COSTS 2.70

LASER QUEST ITSELF COSTS 4.50 FOR ONE GAME OR 7.50 FOR TWO GAMES.

COME ON! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

LET US ( Read more... )

I am sulking like a sulky thing.

Boo to the world, and extra boo to the person who's keeping teleportation technology hidden.

Before anyone else says it : wah wah wah

Pride and Prejudice VS. Zombies High-Octane Rave ( Read more... )

I feel it is in my duty to promote Timpson's at the bottom end of town (near bottom 'Spoons) for your shoe repairs. Not only was the guy there really nice, but he re-heeled my doom boots in about 10 minutes and they're better than new. That is all...