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hyperform September 4 2006, 20:10:25 UTC
oh that's not nice. he and death were buddies! they loved eluding each other. this was an accident :(

of course, i said the same thing when rodney dangerfield died. there was no reason that man should have lived as long as he did.

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But Steve made it personal. wompwomp September 4 2006, 20:26:04 UTC
I saw an episode of his show where he went to hunt sea snakes with his bare hands and no protective footwear at all. That's like walking up to a young Mike Tyson and saying "Hey Iron Mike, why don't you come iron my clothes?" and then hurling racial epithets made out of foam at him.

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Re: But Steve made it personal. hyperform September 4 2006, 20:37:59 UTC
oh that's nothing. remember the spitting asp episode? He's just like "these things can spit poisonous venom up to six feet away from them! Getting their venom in your eyes means CERTAIN BLINDNESS unless you treat it within ten minutes!" and then proceeds to chase after them and pick them up by the tails without wearing any sort of protection. Then one spits in his eyes, and he's like "oh god, you see? it got me! its venom shot straight out of its mouth and in to my eyes! can we reroll that in slow motion? you see, it opens its mouth and extends its teeth, and BAM! there it goes, straight into my eyes! if i don't get treated IMMEDIATELY, I am going to go blind!" and he just goes on talking for a few minutes while talking about how he's going to go blind.

then there's the time he's riding on top of a jeep chasing cheetahs and the driver goes under a tree that clotheslines him and gives him a concussion.

that man wasn't supposed to die. he wasn't of this earth.

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Re: But Steve made it personal. wompwomp September 4 2006, 20:40:12 UTC
I won't believe it 100% until I see the body.

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bostonbabe5245 September 4 2006, 21:16:19 UTC
that's fucked up

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