i've got a case of trying to be positive all the time.
details at 11.

man, i'm never driving a car ever again ( Read more... )

lemme get it one time!

if i had to have an announcer for my life, it wouldn't be joe buck, or madden or any of those pro sports assholes (definitely not madden, or corso for that matter).

it'd be duke tango, and 1 announcer extraordinaire.

Lookin' at 'im, lookin' at 'im, lemme see ya, lemme see what ya GAT!

(that's what fires me up)

thus far after an adventurous cannonball night,
a yeaaaaaahhhhh lil' jon night.
some and 1 baowlin'
(yeah i can throw a strike inside out with my right hand)
crazy dancin'
and a little less conversation.

Andrew: I like to know every once in a while that my friends have yet to be naturally selected
me: hahah
me: nah dawg
me: i'm fittin' tuh natrually select someone else
Andrew: hahaha
Andrew: pick me! pick me!
Andrew: oh wait
me: hahahahhahahahahahah
Andrew: no don't!

i'm definitely not naturally selecting anyone anytime soon

lima, dealing.
rimming, no.
can i really consider pulling strings
something that would just cause more grief?
papa roach, hahahahah.
linkin park, ha ha.
rainer maria rilke!

today i realized we had instructions for how to make sweet tea on the prep table, and i was like, yeahhh, sweet fucking tea.

i, however, can get a totally sweet mixed cd including motorhead's 'the ace of spades' and rock out with it while riding my workout this morning and go crazy fast

it was a good workout, too. found the zone.

and it's brian's birthday today, time to dance

the Wit
(65% dark, 30% spontaneous, 38% vulgar) your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

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never weep for a bitch
never weep for a bitch
bling bling

i just saw a raggedy ass dude on quad roller skates playing that gorillaz song with a boombox on his shoulder going around
except he clearly couldn't skate at all. it was jawesome.