JEEEEEEEbus

[wonder_child]

Well, let's see,
My dog just took a big poop on my floor.
Guess who's the only one home.

Edit: I also caught a pan on fire. I mean, real F-I-R-E. Then I had a caughing fit on the floor because my house was all smoked up. (I stopped, dropped and rolled only after I put that bitch out. Safety first you know

Comments

[oncelonely]

DAMN, GURL. YOU SO HOT, YOU ON FIRE!!!

[wonder_child]

Oh Carlie. How you put a goddamn smile on my face. :P
Summer is coming soon. I lub you.

[sorry_genevieve]

what were you cooking?!

[wonder_child]

You won't believe it!
Well, I guess you will because I already told you.
Margerine and water.
I'm totally unfixable, I'm going to fail at being a woman! hahahaha

[_chameleon]

I LOVE YOU CALL ME NEXT TIME YOUR DOG POOP'S I'LL CLEAN IT UP.

you have to laugh some times, Dedra. Dog poop is funny, okay?
and now you know what to do when you catch a pot on fire.

I'll call Yew

[wonder_child]

The word poop just makes me laugh
I also know how to say poop in sign language which makes me laugh even more
Oh it's funny! I'll show you sometime.

[thesexyearedgod]

Count on you to mess up cooking =p

[wonder_child]

You buttface, -sticks tongue out-
And yes, I would mess up cooking, it's how I roll, yo. hahahahhaa

[stevenemous]

o..umm...gee...i wish u hadnt run away
then i can explain my lack of shoes, and socks...and um...clothings general...sheesh

[wonder_child]

hahahah, you don't have to explain...