.... I felt the urge to run down the theatre hall, full of girls, with my pants down around my ankles...

So I did...

Nick Catorie decided to walk out of the drama room at that very moment in time.

The end.

I wonder if this song has ever worked on a girl before...
Go listen to it, or ( read the lyrics )

I have nothing to say except ( Read more... )

I'm feeling better than I was yesterday ( Read more... )

There's a place I should be
in my life right now
and I am not physically there

because I am sickly.

( Read more... )

Hey Everybody!
Guess What!

Someone broke into my fucking car.
A week before I can legally drive it.

Why do people do things like this.

Yeah, so I just spent 8 hours with all of my best friends.

Not to mention we raised over a bajillionmillion dollars for the leukemia and lymphoma society. Ok, I'm exaggerating slightly. It was more like $1800.

Now excuse me while I go peel bloody latex off of my face and decolletage.
Good Night to all my lovers out there

I'd officially like to say that whatever happens these next two days won't matter in the slightest

Let me explain. -clears throat-

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I willed myself out of bed before 7 today! It's the 1st time in months that this has happened, and I'd take it as a good sign ( Read more... )

As soon as I stepped outside this evening, the wind whipped my flesh and left me feeling instilled with some weird all knowing knowledge ( Read more... )

Today felt like it didn't have an identity. Wednesday, why were you ambiguous ( Read more... )