Drunk LI Asshole: "Can I get some boo-chee?"
Sarah: "Some what?"
DLIA: "Blu-chee"
S: "You mean 'bleu cheese'?"
DLIA: "Where I'm from, we call it "blu-chee'."
S: "Well here we call it "bleu cheese'. Where are you from ( Read more... )

I have been cast in a departmental production ( Read more... )

FUCK THE U
this is a perfect example of why I never respected Miami's football program.as an SU fan I hated them as rivals, but never respected them ( Read more... )

have i ever been more drained than i am after this weekend ( Read more... )

When an old man has to resort to rob a bank and turn himself in just so he could go to prison until his Social Security kicks in.

"If I had to rank my favorite North American accents, I think the list looks like this: 1. anywhere in Canada; 2. Pittsburgh; 3. Chicago; 4. Minnesota. And Rhode Island would be last. No offense."
-Bill Simmons

on behalf of my parents and family, thank you Bill.

The roster for the 2006 PAC Rats ( Read more... )

one of these days, i'm gonna start doing homework.
being that the second FULL week of school is about to begin, I should get on that soon.

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So school has started again ( Read more... )