just shut the fuck up and tell me bit by bit

[wondergeek]

the essay isnt quite finished but almost. my fingers are truly buggered. mega ouch. i was being 'hollie pinfingers' earlier which, surprisingly enough, involved shoving pins through the thick bitten finger skin which felt a bit odd. like i had finger whiskers. how gruesome would that be? but how much better would whiskers be if it was spelled

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[not_neil]

That was beautiful.

[wondergeek]

thank you

[wondergeek]

i really bloody hope i dont fail tapestry...

[piano_joe]

the thick bit of skin on fingers is fascinating.

[wondergeek]

i cant help but bite it

[piano_joe]

if you play guitar it becomes 4 inches thick and bulletproof

[wondergeek]

that could be handy in drive-by's. well, youd still be able to play guitar at least...

[piano_joe]

you'd be like that hand from the addams family, i forget the name. i bet he can play some mean guitar

[wondergeek]

maybe, if he brought a friend with him.
i think i'm going to have a 2 day fast.

[piano_joe]

for charity?