clown makeup and 100 degree heat dont mix...

[wondergirley]

so i had a job today at a shopping mall in southwest houston. originally i was going to a shopping center in kingwood. patrick, who was supposed to work with me today, called me at 8:30am and said, "lori, i have tossed my cookies a couple of times this morning. im not working today." oookkkay. i finally get in touch with dan...the boss...and he

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[encryptedmind]

erotic dance in a monkey costume?
now that i woukld pay to see

[luckyzenboy]

"why do i live in texas? its so far away..."

Hmm???

[wondergirley]

come now patrick...surely you know?

[luckyzenboy]

I know very little of it actually.

[allykat776]

And I'm so out of touch that it saddens me greatly