from overheardinnewyork

[wonderjunki]

Tourist lady: Where's the ladies' room?
Waiter: Top of the stairs on the left.
Tourist lady: I was just up there. It's not marked for ladies, so I was afraid to use it.
Waiter: It's a unisex.
Tourist lady: Excuse me?
Waiter: It's for everyone. Men and women.
Tourist lady: You're all going to hell. Do you know that?

--Bar 89, Mercer St

Comments

[funnyirishguy]

that is frickin hilarious...

[_sin_aesthetik]

That's as good as the time my sister went to use the bathroom of some random cafe on Broadway somewhere around 14th, after an employee was using it.

My then 16-year-old sister: "Ew, that guy was totally smoking pot in there!"
My mom: "Yeah? *laughing*
... wait, how do you know what pot smells like?!"

SEE YOU ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!
(I may pick you guys up on my way in so Shirin won't have to make an extra trip out to the airport. Keep me updated - do you still have my number?)

[wonderjunki]

Woo! I got a new phone so I didn't have your number, but I'm assuming the one on your facebook page is correct? Because if so, I now have your number :-)