Every woman adores a fascist.

[wonderlandbitch]

Dear Internet diary,

The time has come to settle my duckfeathers into my new digs. Alas, the hustle and bustle has put me, a delicate creature, in a delicate state; I am dry-heaving and furrowing my brow all over the place. So If you are interested in spending some quality time together, you should probably be committed entirely to giving me what I

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[nakedgoldfish]

Samuel L. ALWAYS says 'okay'. I am ROFLing all over the place at these clever slip-ins (oh yeah? OH YEAH) and biding my time until my next encounter with Gregor, my window-officed lover. But fret not, it won't put a damper on our professional relationship and our driveway will always be plowed. Be still dear soul, the time is now to take control!

Even Maya Bond's had enough of those forsaken snakes.

[wonderlandbitch]

I live by two things:
a) slip-ins
b) slip-ons (the shoes - so convenient!)

Just kidding, I live by the rules of the streets, which means my first grocery list is now comprised of cigarettes and gin.
Just kidding, you know I'm buying a freezerful of edamame and you will love it.

Maya Bond is on our house painting montage playlist, right?

[nakedgoldfish]

OBVIOUSLY
I never paint without her.

[wonderlandbitch]

I spent most of my time at the Bear Trap alternating between reading Miller and a smutty paperback about stewardesses who swing in the air and on the ground!
The latter is of no consequence, but the former reminded me of you, and made me wish I could be there.
Please tell me there really is a Villa Borghese!

[wonderlandbitch]

Sexual escapades are necessary in most places (not excluding places of worship), but obligatory in Paris.
Oh oh oh!
You will have to find other ways to fill yourself up! Perhaps read a smidgen of smut, but I know it's never the same, is it.

[secksetera]

...city near me?

[wonderlandbitch]

But of course!
Where are you located right now?
You are obligated to come to whatever housewarming activities we plan.

[secksetera]

North Street!

Naturally, I will come.

[wonderlandbitch]

I will need your contact information to let you know the details.

[i_love_water]

Man.
you're weird now with your fancy talk.
#1 porn stars ger to go to la ronde for free.
haaaa.

Pedro is moving to Germany and then France.
I am going to see drag queens tonight.
Pedro is giving me his bike.

AND IM GOING TO AN ANARCHIST CABERET....

never forget that party.
I miss you.
MISS NEWWWWW LIFE.

[wonderlandbitch]

Haven't I always been weird with fancy talk?
Tell Pedro... well, you know what I want him to know.

I am miserable, Desire.

[chaotic_adria]

smoking cigarettes fashioned with multiple orgasms and old tobacco,
and the gin is dryer than a rape victim, but, don't forget the olive.
a headache as a reminder of the wine on the previous evening and a sweet
sweet tingle in the places of warmth as reminders that you will be living here soon. a mentally pre-planned outfit, meant to dazzle, is awaiting you.
i've had enough of your distance education.
i need your lectures, and I will take a myriad of notes.
But who am I kidding, I've never forgot you, and I never will.
the clock is teasing me.
soon.

[wonderlandbitch]

I'm fashioning my lesson plan to suit you exclusively.
The thing is that I just want you around permanently, my witty crinkle-bottom britches.
Just you wait, 'Enry 'Iggins; just you wait.