Ok, so I'm less than a week from graduating, I have 2 finals and 2 short papers to do, but somehow I can't find the fucking concentration.  I have about 70 pages of reading to do, then to write a 3 to 4 page paper about it, but everytime I pick up the book...CRASH!  My head hits the desk!  I hate this shit, can't I just be finished?  I've done an ( Read more... )

Introduction...

Ok, so a while back a friend suggested to me that I begin keeping a regular blog, and I'm finally getting around to doing so.  I'll try to update it regularly, or as regularly as possible, but at least once a week.

The idea came from one of the nights, sitting in a coffee house expounding upon all the topics of the world, and he, ( Read more... )

Cloverfield

3 3/4 Bones

Warning: Movie may cause motion sickness.  If you are pregnant, elderly, below the height of 42 inches, nursing, may become pregnant, sterile, object to being eaten by large unidentified monsters, allergic to peanuts, have ever run with scissors, or blind, you may not want to see this movie.  You must be this tall to ride ( Read more... )

Alvin and the Chipmunks

2 1/2 Bones

Undeniably cute, the movie has quite a few good parts, but falls short as a whole.  Helping raise its rating is Jason Lee (of Mallrats fame) playing the lead.  I liked his rendition of a character I remember from when I was little.

The animation of the chipmunks was done well, and most of the story stayed true to ( Read more... )

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

5 Bones

Quite possibly the best movie ever made, be definitely in the top 3, Fear and Loathing is a cult classic that every true movie fan must see.  Having never dropped acid myself, the movie definitely gives me the experience without all the crazy side effects of things like hallucinations and divorce (if you know my ( Read more... )

Knocked Up

3 Bones

Almost funny.  Almost.  That’s the only thing I can say about this supposed-to-be comedy.  The actors do a fine job extremely believable, but the whole problem is the subject matter.  Though it had its funny parts, I mostly felt uncomfortable as I set and watched what felt like a train wreck on heroin.  It was too long, only had ( Read more... )

Angel-A

3 ½ Bones

In Paris there are many beautiful sights and they are on one of the biggest characters in this ass backwards love story.  First off, you must either be deaf, fluent in French or love subtitled movies in order to enjoy this film, as it is in French.  Second, it is black and white, but your eyes will quickly get used to the lack of ( Read more... )

Sometimes, I realize that I love my life, other times I realize that I hate my life, but all in all, I have to say, I have things pretty well. I recently became engaged to the most beautiful, sweet, kind, caring, smartest woman I have ever met. Frankly, I have to consider myself one of the luckiest men alive; I mean, how many people can say that ( Read more... )

Though I know I should be in bed, I can't help but bring myself to write. My life is currently full of mediocraty, but, I have to say, for the first time in longer than I can remember, I'm truely happy. I'm seeing the puzzle pieces of my life falling into place, and I'm on a quest for greatness. I'm not here to make a million dollars or to be ( Read more... )

Allow me, if you will, to write the book on a great Valentine's Day supprise ( Read more... )