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[wondershit]

[[Warning: Goss and Subby are both vulgar and violent, and potentially obscene.]]

[A tall, dirty and disheveled man is speaking to a boy in a suit. From the looks of it they’re somewhere in the forest, though the Mansion is barely visible through the trees.] You see that, Subby? The castle of the fairy kings was real, and the little sparkle

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[Video] Fashionably late tag is fashionably late.

[dashboardlite]

...wow.

[Looks like the carnival came to town, and the main act is the freak show. Creepers gonna creep. Dean frowns at first, because, let's face it, he really doesn't want to have to deal with any more weirdos in this mansion, but...

...but, on the other hand, the strange vibes might be a good thing. It's been a while since he had this many possible threats in his general vicinity.

HOW EXCITING.]

This ain't Times Square, buddy, but it's just as screwed up as NYC.

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[wondershit]

Would you be a New York cab driver, then? Where's your little hat?

Get off my road.

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[dashboardlite]

I ain't a cab driver, I'm a hunter. Who're you, the Undertaker?

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[wondershit]

The Undertaker's the one who likes sticking knobs on people and using them as car batteries, isn't he?

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[dashboardlite]

Sure, buddy.

[Well holy crap, this guy is weird. A certified, Grade-A nutjob. If he's that kind of Undertaker, Dean's going to have to keep an eye on him.

Which would be a statement taken much more seriously if Dean didn't have only one eye right now.]

Who are you?

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[wondershit]

The Undertaker, blatantly. We can tidy up your cab, there's a bloke back there whose lungs would be just perfect for a carburetor, never shuts up. A bit dusty and guttered, but nothing some serious scrubbing wouldn't absolutely billy up. That's what you rung me for, isn't it? [Goss gives him a sporting grin. Nutjob is the right word.]

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[dashboardlite]

...yeeeeeah, okay.

[Dean wishes he could say that this has been an encouraging conversation so far. But hey, he can play along with the crazy to see if he can get some straight answers.]

I actually called in for Double Jeopardy. I was gonna take "Disney Movies" for "500". Pinocchio over there looks a little stiff.

[That is a kid, right? Right?]

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[wondershit]

[The kid... thing... raises his face to look at Goss blankly. Goss stares at Dean with an expression of exaggerated confusion and disgust.]

...Are you flipping mad?

[Good luck with the straight answers thing, Dean.]

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[dashboardlite]

[Well, there goes that tactic.]

I could ask you the same damn question.

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[wondershit]

But you didn't, did you?

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[dashboardlite]

Are you?

[This feels rhetorical.]

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[wondershit]

[In response, Goss leans forward and slowly exhales blackish smoke at the screen, though he doesn't have a cigarette.]

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[dashboardlite]

Well that's...normal.

[FROWN.]

Tell you what, Sideshow Bob. You watch yourself and try not to stir up trouble, and I won't hafta introduce you to my gun collection.