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[wondershit]

[Goss is just a little bit too close to the camera, holding his fingers forward and waggling them like an invitation to hug.] Kiss me, dearie, I've missed you for so long. [He grins wide, too wide, then slams down his hand on something, shaking the camera so that it falls over sideways.]I've never felt lonely before. It smacks a bit like glass

Comments

[shoelessdeath]

Are you supposed to be a bard or something?

[wondershit]

Bards are them who spit a bit too much, and are generally noisy, aren't they?

[shoelessdeath]

They're noisy anyway.

[wondershit]

Then I think I may just be a "bard".

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[libraritology]

[It's a really good thing that Evelyn missed that particular transmission, or she wouldn't be wandering into the dining area at all.

She gives a polite nod and greeting to The Strange Man at the other end of the table and procures some tea sandwiches from the sideboard, settling in a chair daintily to eat.]

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[wondershit]

[Goss stares at her intensely as she enters, his head stationary, and only his eyes moving to follow her. Subby, the little boy in a coat and tie next to him, does the same.]

[As she sits, he rises from his chair slowly. He takes a deep breath, brings a hand up in her direction... and clears his throat.]

Would you pass the salt, please?

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[libraritology]

Um-

[The salt shaker is next to her. The Strange Man is all the way on the other side of the table. With a little sigh, she picks it (and the pepper shaker, because the two must travel together) up and walks around to the end, setting them down.]

There you are.

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[wondershit]

Thank you kindly. [Subby picks them up and starts inspecting them, while Goss sets her with a stare and a smile as though expecting her to say something.]

I haven't seen you around before. Fresh off the boat, are we?

[video forever] oh god he is so delightfully creepy

[usskickass]

[Beiste hesitates before speaking. For a second it seems like she might just terminate the message there.

But no. She has to say it.]

You know, talkin' like that isn't exactly as endearing as you seem to think it is.

im sorry if this gets really weird eventually haha

[wondershit]

[He grunts in agreement.] I thought it might've been too much. I do try to restrain myself, or else the women all just crowd around.

lmao no worries XD

[usskickass]

I find that hard to believe. Talkin' about eating glass is a little...off-putting, frankly.

[wondershit]

Have you ever actually tried it?