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[wondertoast]

so i spent the weekend in long island. i had a large large amount of fun. i dont think tina had as much fun. i think sometimes that i believe i am better company than i really am. i let tina down. andrew hates me also. i let andrew down. i dont even know how. andrew and mark didnt talk to me almost the whole way home. eight hours. one time the

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[wondertoast]

also

kevin and suzy are hilarious and awesome and feed me delicious pizza.

dear meg,

[littlelawngnome]

had you not been in sayville this weekend, i may have died. you did not let me down... my extra X chromosome let me down.

you will come down again. you know you will.

[laureeeeena]

my extra x chromosome landed me in urgent care at 8:15 this morning. i guess it was a bad weekend to be a uterus.

middletown will not let you down. as a matter of fact, since webster's motto is so catchy i decided to make on for middletown. 'Middletown: a great place to visit that friend from college that misses you a lot. also, the french fries at our diners never get shrively.'

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[berserker18]

let's be friends

[smashley88]

I like french fries that are limpy and soggy..

no really, I do

hey brian wilson!...

you like french fries?

[shootinstarfish]

Remember one time we were eating lunch at charlie's and i put three orders of fries in front of you to make you eat them then i remembered that you needed the shitter and i felt bad. and then we went and looked at yearbooks from 1939 and betty was a freshman but whored senior friends and you had to kick me out of the chair cause you still were dying on the inside.

I remember that.

thank you and good night.
-Lisa

Re: you like french fries?

[smashley88]

yes I remember that. I named the kid after you

noooooooooo

[irishn]

meghan in response to your comment on depending on food i want you to remember the comic book guy's famous quote "hamburgers and lonliness is a dangerous mix." DO NOT RELY ON FOOD TO BE A FRIEND! IT WILL ONLY BACKSTAB YOU IN THE END!!!!