#103. yea....

im at school right now. true dat. click!

i had fun last night. but i passed out on james crotch at like 12 30. haha

ashley...i heart you. we need to hang out more often.

james is lovely...and im in love with him....becuase hes lovely.

#102 a few days ago. his mom went for a run and i took advantage of that opportunity. hehe ( Read more... )

last night i got so drunk that i was still drunk when i woke up this morning........and i left my slinky at ted and brians house ( Read more... )

so...ive decided that im going to be a porn director/actress.

my career started with lsat night. its an amazing work of art.

i call it...... "101 used condoms"

its kinda based on the disney movie 101 dalmations......but with condoms....and no dogs.

(obviously this means #101 hehehe)

On The Night Of September 6th, 2004 I, Heather Vincent, Have Reached My Ultimate Goal. I Have Engaged In The Act Of Sexual Intercourse 100 Times!!!! I Am Now Completely Fulfilled And I Have Lived Out My Dream. Now I Can Die In Utter Complete Hap-PENIS. (not that im gunna die or anything....)I Shall Now Seek Out A Career In The Pornographic Industry ( Read more... )

#99. #100 WILL BE TONIGHT!!!!

james bought me this really cool pillow. its like a giant stress ball.

i feel like a bum. i need a job.

#97 the other night and #98 last night.

i think #98 was a lifechanging experience for me. it was a like a 30 minute orgasm.....hahahaha

i hung out with ashle and lorene today. good times. hehehe wedding dresses are fun.

then me and ashley hung out a lil more until the guys were done practicing...and we watched "the video". i somehow dont think anyone else found it as funny as me and ashley did.

blah. i have to go spend my whole paycheck on books for school now. CLICK!

#96 ( Read more... )