Absolutely ridiculous

[wonderwoman_k8s]

I hope if (or when) I become famous, I don't get all crazy with demands like a certain younger "star" *cough-can't-sing-worth-crap-cough-ashlee-simpson-cough* does.  This is NUTS!  It's COMPLETELY BOGUS!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0408051_ashlee_simpson_9.html

Oh man.  If you want a good time, read the whole document but if you just

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[wackometalguy]

as funny as that is, I've seen way worse haha
sometimes Mother's gets riders for big bands, and it's some great entertainment... excerpt from Vince Neil's rider:

- 4 BLUE TOWELS (MUST BE BLUE)
- must have at least 3 mirrors in dressing room
- The Purchaser will provide one; sit down dinner with a minimum of two hours prior to performance. Chinese, Thai or Italian is preferred.

mmm mmm i love demands

[wonderwoman_k8s]

WOW i didn't even think you checked this anymore...we should chill.

i'm moving june 1st, wanna come over and help me pack?