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wondrouswizard

the wizard announces his homecoming;

Feb 08, 2008 22:52

"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought."
- Jonathan Swift, Gulliver’s TravelsI’ll be brief: My journey will be coming to an end soon, on the 10th. Unfortunately, I do not have living arrangements until the 12th ( Read more... )

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greatintights February 9 2008, 16:59:03 UTC

dude.

wondrouswizard February 9 2008, 17:13:06 UTC

Oh, oh, wait, I know this one!

What's up bro?

greatintights February 9 2008, 17:26:30 UTC

tight, man, tight. you? but, dude. i know the best three assistants.

notariel February 9 2008, 17:51:45 UTC

Do you really.

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notariel February 9 2008, 17:54:12 UTC

What do you expect these hours to be? Just wondering, of course!

wondrouswizard February 9 2008, 21:08:12 UTC

Well, luckily bees have a circadian rhythm very similar to humans' - so, probably something along the lines of 9-4, with an hour for lunch. Those hours are flexible, though. The more I think about it, the more I think it might be wise to divide the hours into shifts.

tookeen February 9 2008, 18:38:01 UTC

I AM THE BEST ASSISTANT EVER. I have flexible hours, I am a former pirate, and I LOVE BEES. I was just planning my next film to be about bees, so clearly this is fate.

Max. greatintights February 9 2008, 18:52:46 UTC

WOMAN, I HAVE ALREADY INFORMED HIM OF THIS.

Theo. tookeen February 9 2008, 18:55:58 UTC

I KNOW, BUT I'M MAKING YET ANOTHER CASE SO HE WILL BE BOMBARDED WITH OUR AWESOME.

Max. greatintights February 9 2008, 18:58:21 UTC

RIGHT. GOOD WORK THEN, CORPORAL.

you, me, erin. and i suppose cho. unless we can ditch her by putting bees down her trousers or something.

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off_the_hookah February 9 2008, 23:00:07 UTC

Where will you be landing?

Where ever it is, there should be a brass band playing. In fact, I insist.

wondrouswizard February 10 2008, 01:20:40 UTC

Hello Neil! How are you these days?

I'll be landing, I hope, at sunrise on the 10th. As much as fun as a brass band would be, I'm not sure if anyone would appreciate their music that early in the morning. Except for me.

In any case, I'm trying to make it low-key. As low-key as landing in a hot-air balloon could possibly be, anyway.

off_the_hookah February 10 2008, 03:00:41 UTC

I'm doing well, thank you. Remember that movie I told you about? The one I was working on? It's coming out at the end of this month. To Bed is doing very good, and I'm still teaching workshops at Juilliard. Oh, and I have an eighteen year old son, Caden. You'll have to meet him, he's a talented lad. Besides that [...] I can't complain.

Somehow a balloon landing without a brass band isn't right.

WHERE are you landing?

wondrouswizard February 10 2008, 03:26:54 UTC

Oh, that's fantastic! I'm sure you're very busy now, getting ready for press and the premiere and such.

(You wouldn't be scheduled to appear anywhere because of the movie are you? I'm supposed to be on a lot of morning shows for the next week. Wouldn't it be funny if we were back to back for something?)

I read about To Bed winning Best Ensemble! Congratulations.

But a son, Neil? For a moment I thought something had gone wrong with the time/space continuum in my absence. You've really outdone yourself there.

Here's a hint: Tyranny Wrote Work!

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