Oh, Harry: How could you not have known?!

[wonkyveela]

Summary: "Oh, it is," Hermione said knowledgeably. "You see, Salazar was actually a homosexual..."
Warnings: Crack
Rating: PG

“Oh, Harry,” said Hermione sympathetically, and patted his hand. “You mean, you didn’t know?”

“Er,” said Harry, and then, “I don’t think that’s possible. Actually.”

“Oh, it is,” Hermione said knowledgeably. “You see, Salazar

Comments

[wonkyveela]

♥! Thank you.

I can imagine him like that too. Hee. :D

[diorbaby]

And that just perfectly summed up the fandom. Most of it. Hee. This was hilarious.

[wonkyveela]

Hee, thanks! :)

Your icon is hilarious too. I LOLed. ♥

[noscrubs12345]

Absolutely hilarious! Kudos! ^_^

[wonkyveela]

Thank you! :D

[ivsie]

Oh, this is just perfect. Just perfect!

P.S. Of course Draco is sex on legs! *indignant* =D

[wonkyveela]

Well, I'm glad Harry and I aren't the only ones who think so. :D Thank you!

[ecac1]

Hahahaha

Now if you had only worked in how Harry is really Snape's secret long lost sister Lily's child as well as his first lover who taught him how to be the most powerful and cracktastic Legilemens in the whole world and a lion/griffin/winged horse animagus whose magic had suddenly become so powerful at midnight on his 17th bday that it now subconsciously reaches out to caress people in beautiful sparkly golden tendrils...well then most of the harrydom would be included!

[wonkyveela]

Darn! How could I have forgotten the Harry, I Am Your Father line? Hahahaa. Thanks for reading. :)