It's Protocol Sir
Title: It's protocol sir
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Humour, I suppose slight romance?
Rating: Pg-13
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned
Summary: Jin just had to endure a ten hour flight and now he was being pulled into a room for a random strip search with the excuse "It's protocol sir"...Oh god this summary sucks XD AU
AN: This is totally inspired by the Lindt advert
Jin yawned as the queue crawled along, the sounds of beeping and chattering kept him from truly relaxing. Well, that and he had to keep pulling his hat down for fear of being recognised. Being an international celebrity was hard work, and fangirls were freaking terrifying. Especially when he was jet lagged and hurt in places he didn’t even knew existed. Sitting in a seat for ten hours was truly hell. In all honesty he hated flying but it was necessary if he wanted to reach his goal of becoming a household name not only in Japan, but across the ocean too.
The woman in front of him put her bag on the conveyor belt and took off her shoes before walking through the x-ray machine. Jin really hated all of these security measures, not only did they take such a long time but it also seemed completely unnecessary. Jin had spent most of the past year in airports and he had never encountered any trouble, no one was ever hauled away kicking and screaming and he had never witnessed some gun fight between the police and the terrorist organisation. Okay so maybe he watched a little too much television but the concept was the same. On the other hand he did see a guy streaking through the airport screaming about gnomes, but that was hardly dangerous. Traumatic sure, but not dangerous.
His thoughts were cut short when he was called forward to step through the machine. He placed his belongings on the belt and took off his shoes. As he made to walk through the machine the guard stopped him. Looking at him Jin realised the man was pretty, he was a little shorter than Jin and his nose was crooked but his light brown hair framed his face nicely: exactly Jin’s type. If Jin wasn’t in danger of being outed by the press he would’ve hit on the other.
“Sir, would you please remove your hat and sunglasses?” Jin squeezed his eyes shut before complying; he tried to keep his head low but flinched when he heard the man gasp. The guard recovered quickly however and ushered him through the machine. A blank mask met Jin when he retrieved his belongings although the other’s hand did linger on Jin’s for a bit too long. Jin took his things and walked away from the machine, putting his hat and glasses on whilst walking which was pretty difficult considering he was carrying a huge bag. Before he could get far however a hand grabbed his shoulder. He looked back curiously only to see the guard from before.
“I’m sorry sir but I’m afraid you’ll have to come with me” Jin stared at the other in surprise.
“Eh? Why do I need to go with you? I don’t have anything illegal on me” The guard simply guided him towards a door.
“Random strip search sir” Jin shrieked and spluttered whilst the other man pushed him into the small room.
“What the hell do you mean random strip search!? I don’t have anything on me!” Jin backed away from the man and hit a wall.
“It’s protocol sir” Looking around Jin realised that this was barely a room, it was more like a cupboard. He jumped and shrieked once more as he felt his jacket being removed. Jin tried to push the other man's hands off of him in hope of fending him off. It was unsuccessful however as the guard simply handcuffed one of his hands to the pipe behind them.
“I’m a big fan Akanishi-san” Jin panicked, now he was going to be raped by some crazy fanboy. Surely this wasn’t allowed, surely this was against rules, and shouldn’t there be another person here that would control this guy?
“Listen I’m always happy to hear I have fans, I’ll give you an autograph if you just let me go now” The creep just laughed and began unbuttoning Jin’s shirt. Jin grabbed the other’s hand which elicited a growl. Suddenly Jin was turned around to face the wall and his arm was twisted behind his back. Jin hissed in pain and struggled against the other’s hold, it was futile however as the man just pressed against Jin’s back, his erection obvious against Jin’s backside.
“My name is Kamenashi Kazuya but you can call me Kame” Kame’s free hand travelled down Jin’s back and he dipped his fingers into Jin’s trousers. Jin shook against the other’s hold but strangely enough he wasn’t scared, he was actually pretty excited. He blamed too much work and lack of sex. And it didn’t help that this Kame was damn hot.
“Since you’ve been resisting so much I’m much I’m afraid I’ll have to do a cavity search” Kame whispered into Jin’s ear. Jin shuddered as the other man’s tongue flicked out and he sucked behind Jin’s ear. Hands delved into Jin’s trousers and swiftly pulled them down as Kame pulled Jin’s face around to engage in a kiss.
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Kame unlocked the handcuffs and steadied Jin as the other collapsed against him. He winced slightly realising that he was probably a bit too rough. Jin glared at him through tired eyes and Kame smiled sheepishly. He cleaned Jin up and helped the other to get dressed. When Jin pushed him away Kame wasn’t too surprised and he wasn’t too put off as he slapped the other’s hands away from the shirt and buttoned it up himself.
“I can do it myself” Kame shrugged, he doubted it really; Jin’s hands were shaking so much that Kame was sure it would take a long time to even get one button done up. When Jin was fully dressed the singer turned around and left the room, making sure the slam the door shut. Kame bit his lip, knowing he had hurt the other man’s pride. He smirked however as he thought of a plan and pulled out a pen.
Jin walked slowly through the airport, he was trying hard not to limp but it was damn painful. He was just lucky that nobody recognised him. Once more a hand on his shoulder stopped him and Jin tensed. He really didn’t want a repeat of that last session; it was bad enough that he bottomed but that he screamed like a little girl whenever the other guy hit that spot. Jin glared at said man who simply winked at him. Kame leaned in so his lips were ghosting over Jin’s lips.
“You know I’ve always wanted to be on the receiving end of those hips” Jin felt the other slip something in his hand before walking off. Jin watched the swaying hips and he unconsciously licked his lips. He took one look at the number on the slip of paper before heading back to Kame and pulling him back into that room.
Put your hand up if you would do what Kame did
*jumps around waving hands in the air*
XDDD