Sorry Captain
Title: Sorry Captain
Genre: Humour
Rating: Safe
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned
Summary: Kazuya's crew had made port a few days ago, and now some little brat is trying to steal his ship (this makes no sense) AU
AN: Somehow feels a little awkward posting this after what's happened, but fuck it Akame is hotter anyway ~
It was a cold day: the usual chilliness at ports. The wind lashed against his face, giving his cheeks a rosy red colour. Kazuya didn’t mind the cold or the wind; after all it reminded him that he was alive.
They had made port at this town a few days ago, the visit was supposed to be for supplies but they had been at sea for months already and who was he to deny his men women and alcohol. Besides it meant he could have a bath and finally wash off that extra layer of grime. Life at sea was fun and exciting: they robbed ships, got into fights and stole a lot of gold; however the cost of that was not being able to bathe. And abstaining from sex for months at a time.
He was making his way to the ship, no doubt his men would show up soon enough and if they didn’t then they would get left behind. There were all sorts of characters in a town like this, like the thief who was trying to steal his ship. Kazuya raised an eyebrow at the familiar figure who was taking a sword to the ropes that tethered his ship to the port. He smirked and withdrew his own sword. Kazuya made his way to the man, not caring if the other could hear him, when he reached him Kazuya held the sword to the other’s neck which made him freeze immediately.
“Well then, isn’t this a pleasant surprise” The man sighed and slowly stood up to face Kazuya.
“Kamenashi” Kazuya grinned when his former captain spit out his name.
“Well Akanishi, I have to hand it to you, you aren’t an easy man to kill” Jin spit on the ground by Kazuya’s feet but Kazuya didn’t mind, it was very amusing really.
“What can I say, I’m pretty resourceful” Kazuya laughed at the mocking grin on the other’s face.
“I suppose you weren’t led by your cock on that island huh” Jin glowered at Kazuya whilst Kazuya simply gave him a pretty smile. He took away the sword at Jin’s throat and sheathed it. Ignoring the alarmed look on Jin’s face Kazuya stepped towards the man and buried his face in the older man’s neck. His arms found themselves around Jin’s waist and he could feel the other’s heart beating wildly.
“I missed you” There was a quick intake of breath from Jin and Kazuya could feel the growing bulge. He smirked at the reaction: after all these years he could still drive the other man crazy with just a simple touch. Jin pushed Kazuya away: he wasn’t going to fall for it again.
“Don’t even think about it Kamenashi” Jin glared threateningly at Kazuya who held up his hands and gave his former captain a cheeky grin.
“So where is your crew? Surely you don’t expect to sail off with my ship alone, do you?” He could see Jin’s eye twitch at the mention of his ship.
“It’s my ship, and no I don’t have a crew anymore” Kazuya raised an eyebrow at that. He wasn’t surprised however: Jin was far too trusting of his crew which made it easier to mutiny.
“So…another crew mutinied against you huh” Jin’s face grew red with anger and he started spluttering. Kazuya watched amused as his former captain, and lover, struggled with his words.
“They did not mutiny, we just decided to go our separate ways” Kazuya scoffed at the weak attempt to cover up the fact that once again Jin failed to control his crew.
“Of course love, you’re just too trusting, I meant it though” Kazuya stepped closer to Jin who stepped back. They continued this until Jin’s back hit a crate and he was forced to a halt.
“I really missed you” Kazuya pressed his palms against Jin’s chest and looked up at him helplessly. He knew Jin wouldn’t be able to resist him, and he was right. Jin moved his hands so that they were resting on Kazuya’s waist and gazed at the younger man, he looked lost and Kazuya couldn’t help but feel guilty. Kazuya wound his arms around Jin’s neck and pulled the older man down for a kiss. It was messy and clumsy as the two battled for dominance; truthfully Jin wasn’t used to Kazuya being so dominant. When the younger man was in his crew he was submissive and innocent, or so Jin thought until he realised the brat rallied his crew for a mutiny. They parted and Kazuya looked down shyly, Jin couldn’t stop his heart from hammering against his chest, nor could he stop the love he felt bubbling up for the younger man.
“I’ll let you join my crew, if you spread your legs for me like a good little slut” And Kazuya was back. He smirked wickedly at Jin who glared hatefully at him. Kazuya pulled Jin down for another kiss and Jin suddenly felt his world turning black before he collapsed against Kazuya.
~
When Jin woke up it was growing darker. He blinked his bleary eyes and stretched his arms, or at least he tried to. His arms were bound in his lap and looking down he realised he was completely naked. Jin cursed Kazuya as he tried to untie his wrists.
In the distance his ship was gliding along the ocean with a traitor as its captain. Jin swore he would get back at that brat, and he would get his ship back before making Kazuya scream.
So ~~~
Jin has been a busy boy
It's really kind of infuriating
And it sucks because I really adore Kuroki Meisa
And her with Jin is just ♥
It would just be kind of nice to get a little warning
But seriously Jin, it's called a condom learn to fucking use it
At least their baby will be the cutest thing ever
Genre: Humour
Rating: Safe
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned
Summary: Kazuya's crew had made port a few days ago, and now some little brat is trying to steal his ship (this makes no sense) AU
AN: Somehow feels a little awkward posting this after what's happened, but fuck it Akame is hotter anyway ~
It was a cold day: the usual chilliness at ports. The wind lashed against his face, giving his cheeks a rosy red colour. Kazuya didn’t mind the cold or the wind; after all it reminded him that he was alive.
They had made port at this town a few days ago, the visit was supposed to be for supplies but they had been at sea for months already and who was he to deny his men women and alcohol. Besides it meant he could have a bath and finally wash off that extra layer of grime. Life at sea was fun and exciting: they robbed ships, got into fights and stole a lot of gold; however the cost of that was not being able to bathe. And abstaining from sex for months at a time.
He was making his way to the ship, no doubt his men would show up soon enough and if they didn’t then they would get left behind. There were all sorts of characters in a town like this, like the thief who was trying to steal his ship. Kazuya raised an eyebrow at the familiar figure who was taking a sword to the ropes that tethered his ship to the port. He smirked and withdrew his own sword. Kazuya made his way to the man, not caring if the other could hear him, when he reached him Kazuya held the sword to the other’s neck which made him freeze immediately.
“Well then, isn’t this a pleasant surprise” The man sighed and slowly stood up to face Kazuya.
“Kamenashi” Kazuya grinned when his former captain spit out his name.
“Well Akanishi, I have to hand it to you, you aren’t an easy man to kill” Jin spit on the ground by Kazuya’s feet but Kazuya didn’t mind, it was very amusing really.
“What can I say, I’m pretty resourceful” Kazuya laughed at the mocking grin on the other’s face.
“I suppose you weren’t led by your cock on that island huh” Jin glowered at Kazuya whilst Kazuya simply gave him a pretty smile. He took away the sword at Jin’s throat and sheathed it. Ignoring the alarmed look on Jin’s face Kazuya stepped towards the man and buried his face in the older man’s neck. His arms found themselves around Jin’s waist and he could feel the other’s heart beating wildly.
“I missed you” There was a quick intake of breath from Jin and Kazuya could feel the growing bulge. He smirked at the reaction: after all these years he could still drive the other man crazy with just a simple touch. Jin pushed Kazuya away: he wasn’t going to fall for it again.
“Don’t even think about it Kamenashi” Jin glared threateningly at Kazuya who held up his hands and gave his former captain a cheeky grin.
“So where is your crew? Surely you don’t expect to sail off with my ship alone, do you?” He could see Jin’s eye twitch at the mention of his ship.
“It’s my ship, and no I don’t have a crew anymore” Kazuya raised an eyebrow at that. He wasn’t surprised however: Jin was far too trusting of his crew which made it easier to mutiny.
“So…another crew mutinied against you huh” Jin’s face grew red with anger and he started spluttering. Kazuya watched amused as his former captain, and lover, struggled with his words.
“They did not mutiny, we just decided to go our separate ways” Kazuya scoffed at the weak attempt to cover up the fact that once again Jin failed to control his crew.
“Of course love, you’re just too trusting, I meant it though” Kazuya stepped closer to Jin who stepped back. They continued this until Jin’s back hit a crate and he was forced to a halt.
“I really missed you” Kazuya pressed his palms against Jin’s chest and looked up at him helplessly. He knew Jin wouldn’t be able to resist him, and he was right. Jin moved his hands so that they were resting on Kazuya’s waist and gazed at the younger man, he looked lost and Kazuya couldn’t help but feel guilty. Kazuya wound his arms around Jin’s neck and pulled the older man down for a kiss. It was messy and clumsy as the two battled for dominance; truthfully Jin wasn’t used to Kazuya being so dominant. When the younger man was in his crew he was submissive and innocent, or so Jin thought until he realised the brat rallied his crew for a mutiny. They parted and Kazuya looked down shyly, Jin couldn’t stop his heart from hammering against his chest, nor could he stop the love he felt bubbling up for the younger man.
“I’ll let you join my crew, if you spread your legs for me like a good little slut” And Kazuya was back. He smirked wickedly at Jin who glared hatefully at him. Kazuya pulled Jin down for another kiss and Jin suddenly felt his world turning black before he collapsed against Kazuya.
~
When Jin woke up it was growing darker. He blinked his bleary eyes and stretched his arms, or at least he tried to. His arms were bound in his lap and looking down he realised he was completely naked. Jin cursed Kazuya as he tried to untie his wrists.
In the distance his ship was gliding along the ocean with a traitor as its captain. Jin swore he would get back at that brat, and he would get his ship back before making Kazuya scream.
So ~~~
Jin has been a busy boy
It's really kind of infuriating
And it sucks because I really adore Kuroki Meisa
And her with Jin is just ♥
It would just be kind of nice to get a little warning
But seriously Jin, it's called a condom learn to fucking use it
At least their baby will be the cutest thing ever