Barry Comes to Visit
Title: Barry Comes to Visit
Genre: Humour
Rating: Safe
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned nor am I making money off of these two
Summary: The Akame couple get a little visitor, and they are not happy about it
AN: I don't know, I just really don't know.
Jin leaned back against the back of the couch in an attempt to get more comfortable. Kazuya snuggled closer to his boyfriend and laced their hands together. The two looked at each other and smiled before they leaned towards each other to share a sweet kiss. A dark shape caught Jin’s attention and he immediately broke the kiss and turned towards it but frowned when there was nothing there.
“What’s wrong?” Kazuya looked at Jin curiously but the older man just shrugged and smiled.
“Just shadows” Jin leaned down to capture Kazuya’s lips once more, Kazuya moved so he was straddling Jin’s lap. The younger man’s arms wound around Jin’s neck and he deepened the kiss. A tickling sensation was distracting Jin however, he moved his head slightly to get his hair away from his neck. The tickling sensation then travelled down his arm. Now this made Jin look down. And he screamed.
There was a flurry of activity and noise as Jin shoved Kazuya off of his lap and jumped off of the couch. The younger man sat on the floor gazing up at Jin in sheer confusion. The entire time Jin was screaming and pointing at the couch before hugging his arms to his chest and wiping the furiously. He had backed up as far away from the couch as possible, his back hitting the wall. Kazuya stood up and dusted himself off. He jumped slightly when he felt a tickly sensation on his foot; he looked down to see a rather large black spider resting on his foot. Now Kazuya wasn’t scared of spiders, not usually anyway, but this thing was huge. Like seriously. And so he followed Jin’s lead and screamed, he kicked his foot desperately. When he was sure the spider was off of his foot he ran over to join Jin who still had not finished screaming.
“Right! Jin! We have to calm down and think of a way to get rid of it” Jin whimpered but obeyed nonetheless, he clutched Kazuya’s arm and was shaking pretty badly. Kazuya breathed slowly and kept his eye on the now frozen spider; it had climbed back up the couch and was now resting comfortably on the arm of the couch. Kazuya licked his lips nervously before grabbing Jin’s hand and squeezing it.
“Okay I know what to do, we carefully go behind the couch and put on our shoes” Jin nodded frantically and carefully followed Kazuya as the other slowly led them towards the genkan. When they reached it Kazuya and Jin hurriedly put on their shoes, Jin was surprised however when Kazuya grabbed his keys and opened the door.
“Aren’t you going to kill it?” Kazuya simply gave his boyfriend a slight glare.
“Have you seen the size of that thing? It’s like the size of my hand! We’re leaving” Jin pouted at his boyfriend: all these years Kazuya was the brave one who could get rid of evil things like spiders, but now he was just as wimpy as Jin.
“Where are we going?” Kazuya shrugged at Jin’s question and stepped out, Jin followed suit and danced from foot to foot to try and warm himself up.
“I dunno Yamapi’s? Hotel? You choose” Jin grinned and wrapped his arms around Kazuya’s waist as the younger man locked the door.
“You know there’s a new love hotel that just opened” Kazuya smiled slightly as Jin whispered in his ear, when he locked the door he turned around so he was facing Jin. He wrapped his arms around the older man’s neck and gave him a teasing look.
“Love hotel it is then” The two separated and made their way towards the garage, Jin frowned in thought.
“Kame what’ll we do if it’s still there when we get back?” Kazuya just shrugged and laced their fingers together.
Barry (the spider) meanwhile was enjoying himself crawling all over Akame’s stuff, he worked his little legs across the bed and proceeded to contaminate the house because he was a little shit.
I hate spiders
Really
My room has been infested with them since the heavy rain
I've set tape traps all around my room and taped up the cracks
Let's see the fuckers get me now
The constant stream of spiders has gotten to me okay
I'm a little frazzled
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