WTF Series: The one with...a new house
Title: The one with...a new house
Series: WTF
Genre: Humour, romance
Rating: Safe
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone mentioned
Summary: Jin and Kazuya are moving into their new house MPREG, AU
AN: Okay I really didn't want to post this, I've had it waiting for years. This was originally based in a town near Sendai but after the earthquake and tsunami I've decided to change it to Kitakata which is still in Fukushima but meh, any other place just didn't seem right. Besides it's kind of fitting because it's so well known for its ramen places which you'll understand soon. Now the actual series does not have a timeline, it's basically a collection of one shots over the years but I will put the date to keep both of us on track. Oh and this is mpreg, there will be no reason given for it it just is. Not because I'm lazy...okay it's easier to think up a reason for one or two people like mutation or something but for loads it's just too much. I'm not lazy. So if you don't like mpreg for no reason please don't complain: I warned you. Also female gender titles are assigned to certain people but does not indicate the sex of that person, it's just a way to distinguish between ukes and semes (even if they switch). So I'll use words like mother and wife and stuff but they're still men, unless it's an actual woman, and if you don't like it then suck it.
Ah I don't even know why I'm so hesitant. Okay I have warned you, if you haven't read the AN then don't complain about being confused. But anyway ideas are totally welcome for this, I've got a couple of shots already written or half written. Because I have written a beast of a one shot that I still have not finished. So anyway, please do enjoy ^_^
The one with...a new house
Date: 12th February 2008
Characters involved: Jin (23), Kazuya (21), Hayato (17 months), Yamapi (22)
For the past three hours Jin had been slaving away, lifting boxes from the van and moving them to the house. And they were damn heavy. All the while his beloved wife (newly married) was sitting comfortably in the car, with the radiator, entertaining their son Hayato. Jin sighed and wiped the sweat from his brow; he stretched his back and sighed in content when he heard a crack. Immediately he felt shivers down his spine and they had nothing to do with the cold, against his better judgement he looked at the source. There was his most beautiful, most beloved wife glaring at him hatefully.
“Are you slacking off Jin?” Kazuya gently placed Hayato on the seat and waddled towards Jin; his large tummy making any movement difficult. Jin was immediately by Kazuya’s side, coercing him back into the car and into a comfortable place.
“Kazuya sweet heart you know what the doctor said; you have to keep off your feet as much as possible” Kazuya simply growled in response and slapped the hand that was softly stroking his arm.
“This is your fault you moron, I told you to wear a condom but no you just had to skip it! Urgh I hate you!” Jin sighed when Kazuya began ranting: he was already completely used to it. Actually Jin did wear a condom and Kazuya knew that but it was just their luck that it ripped. Most men would be completely sick of Kazuya by now; the younger man just kept complaining and nagging Jin to do everything whilst he just sat on the couch glaring at everything. But Jin knew better, he knew that Kazuya was uncomfortable: he was only seven months pregnant and already he was absolutely huge. Besides Kazuya wasn’t only carrying one baby, no he was carrying two precious little bundles of joy and Jin really couldn’t wait for them to be born.
“I love you” Immediately Kazuya shut up and looking at Jin in bewilderment. A pretty blush coloured his cheeks and Jin couldn’t help but bend down and capture those enticing lips. When they parted Kazuya pursed his lips and looked anywhere but at Jin whilst Jin grinned in victory. A loud beep interrupted their moment and Kazuya immediately pulled Hayato away from the steering wheel which now had bite marks around the edge. Hayato struggled desperately against his mother’s hold, trying to get back to the wheel and of course the horn but Kazuya held on tightly.
“Now get back to work you slacker” Jin pecked Kazuya on the lips and kissed the top of the wriggling Hayato’s head before once more going back to his backbreaking work.
They were finally moving out of his parent’s house after almost two years. Jin had worked hard to buy this place: he worked three jobs not only to support his new family but also to minimise the amount of money he would have to have loaned. Kazuya’s father also paid a small amount towards the savings: after finally forgiving Jin for knocking up his precious son (it took 14 months). Now here they were, in a small but busy town on the outskirts of Tokyo with their very own restaurant.
When it was close to dinner time Yamapi arrived at the house, he sauntered towards Jin who was now trying (and failing miserably) to lift the television. Yamapi took a hold of it from the other side after cheerily greeting his struggling best friend, and the two of them managed to take it into the house. Once inside Yamapi greeted Kazuya who was feeding Hayato his dinner. The young toddler was greedily gulping down the tomato soup although Yamapi wondered if any of it actually got into his mouth as it all seemed to be on Hayato’s clothes or hair.
“Oh hi Pi how was your date?” Yamapi shrugged at Kazuya and plopped down next to him; Jin also took a seat and was enjoying the rest whilst Kazuya was distracted.
“What was her name again? Reiko or something?” Kazuya wiped a trail of soup which had once again escaped Hayato’s mouth and was now making its way to the thoroughly orange bib.
“Keiko, I dunno it wasn’t all that great I mean she’s nice and everything but she’s just so boring” Jin nodded thoughtfully whilst Kazuya was busy trying to keep the bowl out of Hayato’s hands. The toddler was growing more frustrated and his chubby face glowed bright red; a sure sign that he was about to cry. Noticing the danger Jin went to his son and picked the squirming baby out of the high chair; Hayato immediately calmed down and busied himself with Jin’s necklace. Kazuya sighed and put away the bowl before going to get a towel to clean Hayato. Before he could move however Jin hissed at him and smacked Yamapi’s head.
“Moron why are you making my pregnant wife reach all the way over to the table to get a cloth, go get it Yamapig!” Yamapi grumbled at the treatment but nonetheless reached over to the table and passed the cloth to Kazuya who smiled his thanks.
“Are you not going to see her again then?” Kazuya took off Hayato’s bib and wiped the squirming boy with the cloth, making sure to get rid of all the orange soup. Yamapi pondered the questioned before shrugging again.
“I dunno I mean she’s cute and everything but she’s just so demure, it’s unnerving” Jin nodded in agreement with everything Yamapi was saying.
“It’s no fun when they’re so gentle right? I mean look at Kazuya, he’s anything but” Jin gave a hearty laugh, thinking he was the funniest thing, completely oblivious to his wife’s hateful glare. Unlike Jin Yamapi could sense the dangerous aura coming from Kazuya who was reaching over to pick up a plastic knife. Immediately he changed the subject, hoping to distract Kazuya and avoid the upcoming fight.
“So! The place looks good, with a bit of tidying up it’ll make an awesome restaurant right Kazuya?” Kazuya stopped trying to get the knife and instead focused on Yamapi, he nodded thoughtfully ignoring the incessant babbling coming from father and son whilst Jin was playing with Hayato.
“The only problem is that I can’t help out whilst being a whale” He ignored the “You’re not fat” from all three of the other men (yes even Hayato) who were heavily programmed to deny any claims of Kazuya being fat.
“And even after I get rid of these things I’ll still have my hands full with caring for all three of them” Yamapi chewed his lip thoughtfully; Jin however was completely unaffected as he just grinned.
“Don’t worry, I’ll handle everything, and if it gets too busy Yamapi can always swing by and help, it’s not like he’s doing anything important anyway” Yamapi glared at his best friend’s back as the older man plopped Hayato on the floor.
“I’m studying medicine you moron! The hardest subject in the world, I have plenty to do!” Yamapi glared at Jin whilst Kazuya just chuckled quietly.
“Pfft it can’t be that hard if you can do it” Both Jin and Kazuya burst out laughing whilst Yamapi pouted and glared hatefully at them both. Whilst the two were laughing Yamapi turned his attention to Hayato who was happily chewing the DVD case of The Godfather.
“You don’t think I’m stupid do you Hayato?” Hayato just gazed thoughtfully at Yamapi before throwing away the case. He held up his hands to be carried and Yamapi made his way towards him so he could pick him up. The boy was heavy but Yamapi didn’t mind, once in his uncles arms Hayato began tugging Yamapi’s shirt and the man tried not to wince as there were newly formed orange stains on it.
Jin and Kazuya stopped laughing to gaze at the scene, both with small smiles on their face. Although they were forced to grow up so early neither of them regretted it now that they had Hayato and two more on the way. Jin chuckled as Hayato slapped his orange hand on Yamapi’s cheek and started to pull the flesh so Yamapi would pull funny faces. Kazuya on the other hand frowned.
“Jin?” Jin, who was still smiling widely, turned to his wife and gazed at him lovingly.
“Yes?” Kazuya’s frown deepened which made Jin’s smile falter a little.
“Who said you could stop working?” And Jin’s smile immediately fell.
Tada...
This is a prologue of sorts
Yeah the next one shouldn't be too long
Possibly this weekend?
I have character sheets on MW so if anyone gets too confused I can post them
Though it won't clear up much lol
So yeah if you have any ideas feel free to share
And if you didn't read the AN then don't complain or I'll fly kick your anus
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