KameDa? NOOOOOO!
Title: KameDa? NOOOOO!
Pairing: Akame (one sided) KameDa sisterhood friendship
Genre: Crack
Rating: Pg-13
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone
Summary: Jin doesn't like KameDa
AN: Lmfao I was pretty drunk when writing this, the original version contained more random one liners and missing words haha XDDD
“Hmm I wonder if they’re fucking each other” Jin looked up from his English book to look at Yamapi who was gazing thoughtfully into thin air. He cocked an eyebrow and exchanged a look with Ryo who just shrugged in response.
“Who are you talking about?” Yamapi pointed at the other side of the KAT-TUN dressing room and Jin furrowed his brow. He was pretty sure Nakamaru didn’t even know what sex was never mind how to please someone else.
“Ueda and Kamenashi?” Ryo was also looking to see what Yamapi was talking about and Jin almost fell out of his chair when Yamapi nodded at Ryo.
Jin stared at his best friends in shock. There was no way those two could be having any sort of sexual relationship, it just wasn’t right! He had his six month plan after all! It was fool proof. He only needed three more months before Kazuya would finally give in to him. Jin didn’t understand how Ueda could have gotten to Kazuya first, it just wasn’t fair! Jin had been working tirelessly; looking through every dating guide, romance novel and manga he could find but Ueda still won Kazuya over? Where was the justice in that!?
“Who would be top though? I mean they’re both pretty girly” Jin’s attention was then redirected to the KameDa pair, they were giggling behind some magazine and right then Jin wanted to cry. Or eat a lot of chocolate.
“I dunno Kamenashi is pretty bitchy, Ueda may look girly but I’m sure Kamenashi is girlier” Ryo was carefully scrutinising the pair. Kazuya was now braiding Ueda’s hair. Yamapi made a hum of agreement and flicked a chocolate wrapper off his lap, Kazuya’s eyes instantly darted towards the litter and he glared hatefully at Yamapi.
“Hmm yeah Kamenashi is probably the girlier of the two, he acts like my mum” Jin’s temper was rapidly boiling and he was just about ready to erupt when Kazuya flicked his forehead. He really didn’t have any idea how the younger man managed to stand in front of him without Jin notice: usually Jin noticed everything Kazuya did.
“Bakanishi we need to get going, it’s our turn to get lunch” Sensing his chance to be alone with Kazuya Jin beamed and nodded his head. He bounced up, careful not to tred on Kazuya and skipped towards the door.
“You don’t mind if Tat-chan comes with us do you?” Jin’s mouth fell open and in the background he could see Yamapi and Ryo laughing at him. Those bastards knew how he felt about Kazuya but they still kept going on and on about Ueda, and now they were torturing him even more. He couldn’t take it. He was only human; he could only take so much before he lost it.
And lose it he did.
Jin was as shocked as everyone else when he erupted. When asked later on the others in the room could only make out “no you can’t”, “bad lesbian porn” and “bicycle” but what Jin actually wanted to say was how much he loved Kazuya and how much he needed him.
When he was finished he was panting and red and feeling a little dizzy, probably from lack of air. Kazuya was staring at him strangely, as if he didn’t quite know what to do with a completely insane Jin. Nevertheless he managed an offended scoff before taking a hold of Ueda’s wrist and dragging him out of the dressing room.
“You could’ve just said no” Jin watched, heart broken and emotional as the KameDa sisters walked hand in hand down the hallway.
Okay actually I love KameDa ♥
Comments are loved ~~~
Pairing: Akame (one sided) KameDa sisterhood friendship
Genre: Crack
Rating: Pg-13
Disclaimer: I don't own anyone
Summary: Jin doesn't like KameDa
AN: Lmfao I was pretty drunk when writing this, the original version contained more random one liners and missing words haha XDDD
“Hmm I wonder if they’re fucking each other” Jin looked up from his English book to look at Yamapi who was gazing thoughtfully into thin air. He cocked an eyebrow and exchanged a look with Ryo who just shrugged in response.
“Who are you talking about?” Yamapi pointed at the other side of the KAT-TUN dressing room and Jin furrowed his brow. He was pretty sure Nakamaru didn’t even know what sex was never mind how to please someone else.
“Ueda and Kamenashi?” Ryo was also looking to see what Yamapi was talking about and Jin almost fell out of his chair when Yamapi nodded at Ryo.
Jin stared at his best friends in shock. There was no way those two could be having any sort of sexual relationship, it just wasn’t right! He had his six month plan after all! It was fool proof. He only needed three more months before Kazuya would finally give in to him. Jin didn’t understand how Ueda could have gotten to Kazuya first, it just wasn’t fair! Jin had been working tirelessly; looking through every dating guide, romance novel and manga he could find but Ueda still won Kazuya over? Where was the justice in that!?
“Who would be top though? I mean they’re both pretty girly” Jin’s attention was then redirected to the KameDa pair, they were giggling behind some magazine and right then Jin wanted to cry. Or eat a lot of chocolate.
“I dunno Kamenashi is pretty bitchy, Ueda may look girly but I’m sure Kamenashi is girlier” Ryo was carefully scrutinising the pair. Kazuya was now braiding Ueda’s hair. Yamapi made a hum of agreement and flicked a chocolate wrapper off his lap, Kazuya’s eyes instantly darted towards the litter and he glared hatefully at Yamapi.
“Hmm yeah Kamenashi is probably the girlier of the two, he acts like my mum” Jin’s temper was rapidly boiling and he was just about ready to erupt when Kazuya flicked his forehead. He really didn’t have any idea how the younger man managed to stand in front of him without Jin notice: usually Jin noticed everything Kazuya did.
“Bakanishi we need to get going, it’s our turn to get lunch” Sensing his chance to be alone with Kazuya Jin beamed and nodded his head. He bounced up, careful not to tred on Kazuya and skipped towards the door.
“You don’t mind if Tat-chan comes with us do you?” Jin’s mouth fell open and in the background he could see Yamapi and Ryo laughing at him. Those bastards knew how he felt about Kazuya but they still kept going on and on about Ueda, and now they were torturing him even more. He couldn’t take it. He was only human; he could only take so much before he lost it.
And lose it he did.
Jin was as shocked as everyone else when he erupted. When asked later on the others in the room could only make out “no you can’t”, “bad lesbian porn” and “bicycle” but what Jin actually wanted to say was how much he loved Kazuya and how much he needed him.
When he was finished he was panting and red and feeling a little dizzy, probably from lack of air. Kazuya was staring at him strangely, as if he didn’t quite know what to do with a completely insane Jin. Nevertheless he managed an offended scoff before taking a hold of Ueda’s wrist and dragging him out of the dressing room.
“You could’ve just said no” Jin watched, heart broken and emotional as the KameDa sisters walked hand in hand down the hallway.
Okay actually I love KameDa ♥
Comments are loved ~~~