i wonder what the OTHER ladies on "The Veiw" where doing...

[wont_shut_up]

so, i had this weird dream last night. i was walking around this strange house, trying to find the seemingly non-existent door to leave. room after room, down every hallway... nothing

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That reminds me

[kleverkreep]

That's almost as sexy as the dream I had where Barbara Walters's head was on the overweight Star Jones's body. This goddess creature was picking her teeth with a toenail clipping and pumping her vag with a "Pucker Up" brand vagina pump. She called me towards her by waving her toenail with a bit of ground beef on the end. I walked over to her and she handed me a stick of butter and told me to rub it into her butt crack. As I rubbed I looked down and realized I was wrapped in Cling Wrap, Barbara/Star Grabbed me and threw me into a casserole dish full of barbecue flamingoes and shoved me up her ass. Inside it was like an oven, all hot and sticky. Then she crapped me out and sat down in front of me and put on her dinner bib. Right before she plunged her fork into my thigh I woke up.

I've been trying to have that dream again with no luck. My heart belongs to you Barbara-Star creature.

Re: That reminds me

[kleverkreep]

Yeah, that's the one.

[noisegeek]

Awesome! This is the best start to a friday ever!