M: Haven't I seen you some place before?
F: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M: Is this seat empty?
F: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
M: Your place or mine?
F: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
M: So, what do you do for a living.
F: I'm a female impersonator.
M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
F: DO NOT
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