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Jun 12, 2007 11:46



Your Score: The Jaguar Spirit

You scored 58% Creativity, 42% Compassion, 60% Strength, and 60% Intelligence!



You are a Jaguar Spirit. You move like a predator, and enjoy the night. You are agile and graceful, and have amazing night vision. You tend to be solitary, but sometimes get along with one or two others. Jaguars are very wild spirits with strong wills.
Don't forget my two other spiritual tests:
Sitakaliism Test Paganism Test, my political test:
The Fruity Commie Pinko Liberal Test, and my Biology Test

Link: The Spirit Animal Test written by sitakali on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: Edgar Allan Poe

Your Literary Style Is 16% Realistic, 33% Philosophical, and 66% Psychological!



Your literary style mostly resembles Edgar Allan Poe's. Poe's stories and poems are, for the most part, examples of fantastic realism. The stories or poems often have elements of the fantastic, such as spontaneously crumbling houses, ghosts, and talking ravens, but they also retain a realistic interpretation, and the fantastic elements are almost always realistically explained away in the texts to make them more believable. Regardless, his works are still inherently creepy and reek of the mystical. What further adds to their creepiness is Poe's brooding description of psychological torments, ranging from men anguishing over the death of lost loves to the excessive, delusive guilt felt by criminals. Your literary style is similar in these respects, focusing heavily on the fantastic and relying on horrifying psychological descriptions.

Some stories or poems you may enjoy: "The Raven", "The Fall of the House of Usher", and "The Tell-Tale Heart".

The other literary styles:

George Orwell / Jorge Luis Borges / Franz Kafka / F. Scott Fitzgerald / Fyodor Dostoevsky / Herman Melville / Albert Camus

Link: The Literary Style Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: Well on your way!

You are 65% Addicted!



You play a lot, and you're starting to get hooked. Keep it up and soon you too will be part of the ever-growing group that is totally addicted. Or, see the warning signs now and get out while you still can!

Link: The World of Warcraft Addiction Test written by survivedestiny on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: The Carnal Lover

40% partner focus, 57% aggressiveness, 65% adventurousness



Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Carnal Lover.

The Carnal Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, though it is often confused with terms like "player" or even "slut." The Carnal Lover is not necessarily either of those things (though sometimes is) but is instead a lover of life, romance and pleasure. The Carnal Lover is a treasure to find, though can sometimes be difficult to keep happy once found, because a Carnal Lover often loves a variety-filled life.

In terms of physical love, the Carnal Lover tends to be dynamic and driven, and can therefore be quite pleasurable. Given the right motivation, and the right lover, the Carnal Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Surprising Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover.

Congratulations!

If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in the following:

Nerds, Geeks & Dorks

Professional Wrestling

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

America/Politics

Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

Link: The Lover Style Profile Test written by donathos on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: Team Player

You scored 68 con resolution, 51 assertiveness, and 66 action!



Congratulations, you have just enough skill to belong to a well-honed fighting machine! Think X-Men, The Justice League, Green Lanterns, or even the PowderPuff Girls. You can be relied upon to do your share and then some if necessary. Sometimes you show your ugly side and deter the progress of the ship, but in all you are reliable, loyal, and profoundly unique.

Link: The What Type Action Hero Are You Test written by Caradavina on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: Dionysus

33% Extroversion, 13% Intuition, 55% Emotiveness, 71% Perceptiveness



Although deeply emotional, you are extremely lacking in self-knowledge. You are somewhat needy, and when bored, may become very hedonistic. Your life is a quest for meaning, above all else. You are most like Dionysus. You are primarily interested in serving others, but your efforts are almost always unappreciated. You aren't confrontational, you're often out of tune with your own needs and unaware of the consequences of your own actions.

You are, at heart, a good person. You are very affectionate, and you are very loyal to your friends and family. You are very reluctant to burden others with your own problems, to the point that this in itself can become a problem for the people who care about you. This is a particular of a more general problem. Dionysus sends wave of ruin throughout his personal life. He is the photographer who seduces his subjects. He is the teacher who seduces a student. He is the art student who paints nonrepresentational splashes of color, he is the poet who rejects meter and content. You seek sexual partners more than anything else (this is to exploit the nurturing side of others to help fill your own void). If not sexual partners, this desire to become the object of sympathy with other people can manifest itself in other destructive ways. Stinkfist by Tool explains your condition pretty well. It's very likely that you haven't had many experienced mentors. You don't want them either, because you're the sort of person who rejects criticism and boundaries, but they're also your only hope for reaching any kind of emotional maturity.

Famous People Like You: John Lennon, Mick Jagger, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe, Hugh Hefner

I'd tell you to stay clear of Hermes, Icarus and Apollo, but you could probably learn something from them. You're least likely to hurt The Oracle, Atlas, Prometheus, and Daedalus, but Atlas and Daedalus won't like you very much.
Seek out: The Oracle, Prometheus

Link: The Greek Mythology Personality Test written by Aleph_Nine on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: You are Seymour

You scored 0 good or evil, -2 spirituality, 6 power, and 7 intelligence!



Seymour - the weird haircut was my first clue. He had all the earmarks of one crazy bastard, and it turned out I was right. An intelligent man, Seymour hides his evil tendencies behind a false devotion to Yevon. The master of his facade (or maester, if you will), not even those closest to him ever knew he had such an evil streak - that is until it fell apart. Never being a spiritual man, Seymour lacked patience. When that wore thin his true nature spilled out bringing his entire house of cards down - and nearly taking Yevon with him.

As for you, I'd avoid developing the green eyes of jealousy, and I'd get a haircut, hippie! Anyway, if you're anything like Seymour, you've probably got the whole neighborhood fooled. I'd be careful, though. Seymour fell apart faster than it takes a balloon to pop, so I'd make sure you keep that house of cards guarded very well.

Other similar characters include Khaos(ff1), Rufus(ff7) and Norg(ff8)

Your Polar opposite is Dagger. You'll probably get along with Sephiroth, and you could tolerate Vincent or Bahamut.

Link: The Who are you in the FF Universe Test written by Helbereth on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Risk:
44% NUCLEAR
46% BIOLOGICAL
31% CONVENTIONAL

Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.



Some quick advice follows:

TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK

������- Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs

������- Avoid extremely large sporting events

������- Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities

TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:

������- Avoid buses and subways

������- Avoid suspicious people

������- Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups

������- Avoid exploding bombs

TO REDUCE BIO RISK:

- Avoid contact with other people

- Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat

������- Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)

������- Avoid drinking tap water

This test sponsored by Dasani.

Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: The Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!



The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test

- it rules -

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Your Score: A Little Evil

You scored 35 Evil!

Majority of the world is at least a little evil. You're the type of person who tries to do the right things but sometimes evil seeps out. It's okay..afterall we are only human.

Link: The Are you Evil Test written by czechmeout on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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