Wouldn't'cha believe it's just my luck?
You see... I was in a theater fiddling with this pocket knife I found on the street. I closed it on my left middle finger and it cut to the meat! Then I dropped it and cursed like a sailor. Something told me not to wear canvas shoes that morning but I did anyways. Result: The knife promptly dropped and cut into my big right toe
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Won't you believe it's just my luck?
Won't you believe it's just my luck?
Won't you believe it's just my luck?
NO RECESS! NO RECESS! NO RECESS! NO RECESS!"
Err, sorry to hear about your ever-increasing string of shitty things that keep happening. Dude, one day you'll get a break. I promise. From the bottom of my blackened heart and the deal I made with Great Satan, you shall receive the good that you are due... I'll just rob it from some of your detractors! MWAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!
-DMad
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