This creepy woman moved out of my house today and left behind 2 goldfish. I just hope they're not hatchlings that will mutate into tiny versions of herself that feed on my earwax and grow to their hideous fullsized forms and then steal my dog and jump from roof top to roof top into the night, their long toenails clacking on ceiling tiles. I think i ( Read more... )

this is woodleys magical livejournal. i will try to post interesting things in here maybe but will probably fill it with documented proof of shit no one cares about WOOHOO


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