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I hate Mono. It just wipes out everyone within a five mile radius. Kissing disease my butt. NO ONE HAS KISSED ME THANK GOD BECAUSE IF I'D CAUGHT IT I'D HAVE KICKED SOME BUTT!
It should be gone by now but if you still think you're dying ill, COME BY THE OFFICE AND WE'LL SORT YOU OUT! THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS SEEING A DOCTOR AND I'M THE ONE WITH THE M.D AFTER MY NAME ON THIS CAMPUS!
Oi Ichigo, son. Make sure Blondie keeps taking those tablets or it'll come back to haunt him. And if he doesn't take them, sneak them in his food and drink. Not that that'll do much because a bad patient is a bad patient regardless, have fun with that son. Sucks to have caught a flu right after the outbreak. Sucks to be Ichigo having to put up with that, and ends up sucking to be Blondie with a flu especially when he looks like the kind that'd take you down if you say the wrong thing, gah my Father Senses are tingling
If any students have any other problems either physical, mental or emotional, do not hesitate to contact me or I'll be one very bored underworked Doctor.
[OOC: Strikeouts unreadable :P Unless you can hack]