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[woods_bum]

i bought fifteen lemons today. three lemons makes enough lemonadey stuff for a day, so i've got five days' worth of stuff. if i feel really gross after that, or have horrible hunger cravings, or just feel sick, i'll go back to normal food. but yeah, kind of excited about this, and about going back to being a veggie. last time i was ovo-pesco-lacto

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[etrinao]

1) Kay. Yoga class then probably will happen.

2) Dansko clogs rucking rock. I mean, they're as ugly as sins are fun. But if you're standing a lot nothing makes you feel better. And they last forever.

3) If you're feeling REALLY into cleansing, I recommend Variasara. It's fun and gets you really super clean. You may have noted my posts a while back about it. Essentially, take a day where you will not leave the house. Drink several liters of warm salt water. Make it salty like the ocean. And keep drinking salt water as fast as you can. Shoot for 6 or more liters in under 2 hours. The faster you drink, the sooner you're done. Wait. Don't eat or drink anything. Eventually you start to pass things out our ass. Keep drinking salt water till you're passing clear water out your ass. Don't quit halfway, you'll feel like shit. Once you pass clear water you can start drinking all the fresh water you have been craving. Results: totally and completely clean food tube!

[woods_bum]

i totally remember you posting about that. i can see the cleansing part, but i'm failing to see the fun of spending an entire day with salt and partially digested detritus shooting out of your ass. i'm mostly doing the master cleanse as a psychological cleansing thing- i want to go vegetarian again, but want it to be a little more ceremonious than just randomly stopping eating meat, and mentally i really want a clean slate to try to get a new outlook on my life right now. and the lemonade stuff doesn't taste like crap, which is a definite plus.

but yeah, if i can stick with this thing for the ten days, i'll totally consider the variasara. on a day when i will be having no human contact whatsoever and will never be farther than 10 feet from a toilet.