Win Free Stuff From Miss K

[woodwell]

I went to the shops this morning and bought groceries and a new jacket (bright red!!). Also i went to the cheap bookshop in Bondi Junction and picked up the new Garcia Marquez for $10 hardcover (!!!) AND (and this is where it gets interesting to you) a copy of Kurt Vonnegut's Timequake, which i already own, but was only $6 and is so good i couldn't

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[phsyke]

I once thought I had experienced a timequake. There was this huge rumbling noise, lights started flickering on and off, furniture trembled and lamps fell and shattered. Afterwards there was an awful smell in the air.

Later I realised it was just the chilli fajitas I had the night before.

And that is why I want Timequake.

[gerlcore]

Nick is gay.
Therefore I should win (if i dont Chloe will never let you pat her soft cloudlike fur EVER)

[birdielou]

He *is* gay. He turned down a girl sandwich. Therefore I should win it because I feel quite terrible.

[phsyke]

I AM A GENTLEMAN FOR FRICKS SAKE!

[birdielou]

I like timequake a lot. I have borrowed it from the library twice, and absolutely adore Vonnegut. I am also not going to make any fart jokes, and even though I pledged this morning that I hated books, after having book nightmares all night about them(thinking that my sleeping was like reading a book and that I had to keep on reading even when I thought I had enough sleep, and then worrying about Fiona being crushed by books), I would like it.
I don't know how to work this white computer properly, so I don't know how to word count and playing brain training made me stupid and I can no longer count at all.

Now, it is bribery time:
HEY, HENRY REMEMBER ME? I AM SOFT AND CUDDLY LIKE BEAR! We spent a special night together on Thursday, no?
And also:
Kerryn, you are tall and graceful and effervesant like a swan and also a gizelle. PICK ME please.

[phsyke]

THAT IS NOT A REASON WHY YOU WOULD LIKE IT!!
IT IS BRIBERY THROUGH COMPLIMENTS!

[gerlcore]

you would know seeing as YOU ARE GAY

[phsyke]

you are HARD GAY
HOOOOO

[gerlcore]

meanwhile, i have resorted to teasing you on your lj. i think i sms'd enough. i will email at work too.

*starts laughing hysterically*
red shoe slut!!!!

now am i stopping my search for a benny (i.e. Pretty in Pink...) and looking for a scott who has a trainwreck for a head?

[gerlcore]

OMG!
I did not realise that DUCKIE is the dude in 2 and half men... WITH CHARLIE SHEEN... making the awfulness of the show EVEN MORE AWFUL

[thebanjoranger]

I used to live in Doonside, and could borrow Timequake from Blacktown library, on an old paper card protected by a plastic sleeve. This card is the same one I had since I was about 8, and they never made me replace it even though they switched to credit-style cards at least 8 years ago.
Now I don't live in Blacktown, and having your copy of Timequake would remind me of my old library card.
Plus I haven't actually read Timequake yet.

[autumnbrowns]