Oh fucking hell. I picked up a nice bottle of wine earlier and when I get home the wine glasses that I nicked from my grandmother have disappeared.

I'm almost betting that she took them back just to spite me back. Ohhhh, I'm going to get her. Get her good.

I feel great!

(Quite possily the greatest thing ever made) Click it, it's safe for work, a great way to start the day and makes you feel... What? Grrrrreeaaaaat!

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I'm sure snake is a delicacy and might taste mighty fine to some people, but after driving to get something to eat, I saw my neighbors, my neighbors on the street below, grilling, and a lady walking up to the grill, a dead snake in each of her hands ( Read more... )

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I woke up this morning sometime between five or six with a pain shooting up my back between my shoulder blades, my wings where you can't reach. I winced and squirmed, trying to find a position on the couch where the nerves firing could, at least in theory, be dulled enough so I could sleep a few more hours. I waited twenty, thirty minutes until I ( Read more... )

Who would have thunk (thought) that a gallon of gasoline would be about the same price as a pack of cigarettes?

I have enough gasoline for another few drives. I have a used copy of Siddhartha on the coffee table. I really don't see a reason to leave the house this weekend. Except maybe for those incredibly inexpensive cigarettes and maybe look ( Read more... )

(fumbling with my belt)

If you guys don't settle down I'm gonna take my wiener out and slap you down with it!*

*That was from Stella tonight. I really won't... unless, you know, you want me to or you deserve it.

And that red-haired neighbor on Stella... she's cute as a button too.

"Or so Bill Denbrough sometimes thinks on those early mornings after dreaming, when he almost remembers his childhood, and the friends with whom he shared it."

I just finished up reading Stephen King's It not more then five minutes ago. One thousand and thirty eight pages there, sandwiched into an almost four pound book and an almost solid month ( Read more... )

I watched Stand by Me tonight with my dad and I can't help but almost bawl every time I see it.

What? Me pansy? That's right. I am.