No wait.. we may still have mail...

[woodyinvincible]

That's it, I'm officially dubbing my neighbor "Grandpa Death". Today I caught him standing in front of the mailboxes just staring at them, like he was trying to will them open with his mind. This guy is as old as the hills and smells to high heaven, you have to hold your breath to go near him and whenever I went around him to check my own mail he

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[woodyinvincible]

No, just older. :D

[darkicephoenix]

Hm. Creepy as he might be, does anyone live with the dude? Maybe they should consider sending him to one of those homes so he doesn't end up hurting himself. At this rate, he might actually forget proper safety. Might end up blanking out in the middle of the streets and be hit by a car or something. =(

[anonymous]

hahaha

[tofty]

I hope you won't forget us little people now that you're big ballin.

maybe aliens sucked out his soul...

[daisy_deadpetal]

i think you should give him a big bear hug the next time you see him...just hold your breath and make an old man happy! even stinky, creepy old men need love too...

Re: maybe aliens sucked out his soul...

[woodyinvincible]

Happy day before your birthday!!