woofiethepirate
May 02, 2005 23:46
It is now May. May is National Masturbation Month. Everyone enjoy yourselves.
woofiethepirate
Apr 25, 2005 15:19
So I'm taking a dump at work yesterday, just minding my own business. I was having a grand time. I heard the door open and hear two sets of feet walk into the bathroom. Then some little kids goes "Eeww. It stinks in here!" Then his dad goes "Shh." I felt so proud.
woofiethepirate
Apr 18, 2005 22:52
It is settled: We shall play in the ditch!
woofiethepirate
Apr 05, 2005 21:52
Yesterday I consumed four chili dogs and half a gallon of chocolate milk. Last night I shat out four chili dogs and half a gallon of chocolate milk.
MC Chris this Saturday!!!
woofiethepirate
Mar 31, 2005 21:10
Terri Schiavo died. The pope is about to die. Honestly is the best news I have heard all day.
