Heeeeeeeeeey, Hey Baby! OOH! AAH! I wanna knooooooo-ooow if you'll be maaay girl, 2-3-4-5-6-7-8- =DD

Sep 02, 2009 12:52



Sorry about the retarded intro. I have no idea who that song is by. Hey, I seem to be doing that quite a lot recently. Hey, sorry about the retarded intro. I hadn't noticed. Loolza. Righty, the next Turkeyland Confession is this:

Whatever you do, do not let them see your hat. HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT.

Remember what I said about my dad's hat being passed around, on waiters heads for half hours and what not? Yeah. Hold on to your hat. Literally.
Ungh. Once again, I'm done explaining the thingiemabob in no time at all...Ah vell. (or Oh vell, or even O vell. Meh.) I only posted this because, well I knew it had to be done one way or another, and I'm waiting for Help! I'm A Fish to load on the little japanesey website. It's not even a quarter of the way there yet. It's kinda sad that I'm watching this. Apart from the fact that I haven't seen it in over a year and I don't think I particularly liked it very much, I can't really say I have no reason not to watch it. Although the first thing could be a reason TO watch it. Well, shoot me with a fountain pen.
That makes no sense at all.
Daymn.
I really need to think the hell about what I say before I type it and realise two seconds later that it's a load of NONSENSICAL BABBLINGY CRAP! (Like that. I don't really know how that sentence makes sense loolz)
While we're on the topic- anyone notice how I always (not always) seem to make the mistake of putting an a in sentence instead of an e? It's wierd. Oh, that's another one. W-e-i-r-d. W-e-i-r-d. *DrumsIntoBrain* I can't spell. But I can though, that's the retarded thing. I mean, come on. What sort of person can spell antidisestablishmentarianism and not spell weird (wierd ;])? Freakin' hell.

Byebyee
Chezzy Xx

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The Turkeyland Confessions.
=D
Turkeyland Confession #1: There is a chicken in your hotel.

Turkeyland Confession #2: Older men can't seem to grasp the concept of staying away from teenage girls.

Turkeyland Confession #3: They want one of three things- a. you in bed or b. you buying something or c. your hat.

Turkeyland Confession #4: Whatever you do, do not let them see your hat. HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT.

turkeyland confessions number four and w

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