Homer: I'm that piano genius from that movie- 'Shine'!
Guard: And your name is?
Homer: Shiny McShine?

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I'd like to collect my mail
Post office guy: Alright, Mr Burns. What's your first name
Homer: (Pause) I don't know

OMG the Swans are off to the GRAND FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

66.5 hours until Geography excursion!!!!

I've decided to make my journal entries for friends only. i think joy had the right idea. i dont know if i can be bothered to change all of the previous entries, but from now on, if i remember ill set it to friends only. like dino, ive had an unfortunate incident with someone reading my journal. so ive realised just how PUBLIC it is ( Read more... )