Jumping out of cakes should only be done by professionals. [Gintama | Kondo/Sacchan | R]

[worblehat]

Title: Jumping out of cakes should only be done by professionals.
By: worblehat
Fandom: Gintama
Pairing: Kondo/Sacchan
Rating: R
Summary: Stalker-sex.
Notes: For prpl_pen as a belated birthday present! ♥ Self-beta'd, so I'm sorry if I missed any errors. Also, I Japanified some of the dialog. I just...thought it read funnier that way. Apologies if this pisses

Comments

[tsundere]

LMFAO. SHIT. THEY ARE LIKE THE PERFECT OTP OF ALL TIME.

[worblehat]

HAHAHAH AREN'T THEY? I never would have even thought to write them until Jessie said something and now I'm so glad she did because ahahhahahahha! Well, no - I guess when Kondo's head broke through the ceiling and he was face-to-face with her, I sort of felt it a bit more...but anyway. IT'S A FUN COUPLE. That's all I meant to say here.

[tsundere]

lmfao. they're perfect. this was very cute and ~*sensual*~ in all the right places

[worblehat]

Yes, I agree.

Ohoho, I do strive to be ~*sensual*~ whenever possible in my writing. ...Though I find my Gintama fic all to be full of crack, even when people are having sex. I don't know how I feel about that.

[kuro_gin_iro_no]

BRILLIANT. :D I love how naiive Kondou-san is.

[worblehat]

He's so cute. Poor guy got so abused here, ahahhaah.

Thanks for reading!

[galeaya]

"It's not what you think!" said Kondo from beneath the coffee table. "We were just having sex!"

I thought this was the funniest thing, but then this came:

"Oi, Gorilla," said K, pointing to his stomach. "You have cream on your manhood-aru."

XDDDDDD

MARRY ME. :D

[worblehat]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm glad you liked those parts! The dialog was so much damn fun to write. I never would have even really thought about this pairing but once I got writing, it was just...amazing. As you can see. :||

OH A PROPOSITION. EXCELLENT~

Thanks for commenting. ♥

[daphhime]

I was pleastly surpised by this one! You captured Sacchan and Kondo perfictly. Sacchan was eerily commanding during the whole thing too. O_O Don't think I've ever considered those two together, though it kind of makes sense.

Hilarious sex is often times the best sex, especially in the Gintama universe. XD

[worblehat]

Haha, that's always a good thing to hear! I honestly didn't consider this pairing much until my friend brought it up, but I think it has a lot of potential for hilarity. Plus they can help each other brush up on stalking skills. >.>

So true.

Thanks for commenting!

[prpl_pen]

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[prpl_pen]

WAS THAT OBNOXIOUS ENOUGH?

khabhfdsb SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO COMMENT! I read it right away when you linked me and then I felt too incoherent and flaily and sjfbfskd to leave a comment. Well, I mean, I could've, but it just would have been keysmashing, so...hopefully this will make a bit more sense than that. Firstly: I LOVE YOU FOREVER FOR EVEN WRITING THIS PAIRING IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M SO SERIOUS. ENDLESS HEARTS [see above].

Secondly: not only did you write my lovely Stalker OTP (complete with stalker!sex), but you wrote it wonderfully~ This was amazing and hilarious and IC and just. Guh. Love. LOVE.

...okay, that comment wasn't really THAT coherent, but hopefully you get the idea. THANK YOU SO SO MUCH, BRI! ♥♥♥

[worblehat]

NO THEY WEREN'T BLINKING. WHAT IS THIS JESSIE, YOU DISAPPOINT ME. :||

It's okay! I'm glad you enjoyed it. And I'm glad you suggested it! Because...ahaha, it was surprisingly hilarious to write. Seriously.

alksnflkds Thank you! That means a lot. I wasn't sure I'd be able to but then it just sort of wrote itself... >.> Cracky pairings are seriously a lot easier for me, I think. I mean, pairings based in Gintama, where it doesn't necessarily have to be serious.

NO, IT WAS VERY COHERENT. And you're welcome! ♥♥