Good Read [One Piece | PG | Robin/Usopp]
Title: Good Reads
By: worblehat
Fandom: One Piece
Rating: PG
Pairing: Robin/Usopp
Notes: Spur-of-the-moment drabble-type thing, written for prpl_pen.
Summary: Engrossed in a good book.
Word Count: 480
Usopp's face was getting steadily redder.
R-Robin reads books like these?
"Hello, nose-kun."
"AHHHHHH!" Usopp shoved the book into his bag, looking off to the side. "H-Hey, Robin. You scared me." He laughed nervously.
"Are you running a fever?" she asked, hands stretched out towards his forehead.
Diagram 14 flashed through his mind.
I wonder how flexible Robin-
"Usopp?"
"AHH!"
Robin looked very mildly perturbed. "Is there a reason you keep screaming?"
"NO!" he screamed.
Robin stared at him, hands folded across her chest; not convinced.
Her eyes remained impassive as extra pairs of hands rifled through his pockets and bag, emerging with a slingshot, several bombs, and a book.
"The Kama Sutra?" she asked. "Did Sanji lend this to you?"
"Huh? Isn't it-" He faltered when she looked up from the book, her gaze unreadable. "Um, I mean - yeah. Sanji's a big pervert! Look, he even made bigger circles on the chests!"
"This looks like your handwriting."
"... Oh." Usopp sprinted forward.
Then promptly tripped over three sets of hands.
"R-Robin?!"
She stood over him. He couldn't see her eyes anymore, just her silhouette. Hands held him down.
"You made so many notes on this page," she said, opening the book to Diagram 19.
Usopp blushed. "Sanji must know how to copy my writing! He- oof!"
Robin was sitting on his stomach.
"Hard to... breathe..."
She made a small noise of disapproval. "That's never something you say to a lady, nose-kun. Especially not if you're hoping to try Diagram 35."
She held the book open once more. Usopp's blood rushed everywhere besides his head, where he needed it most. Robin sitting on top of him - even if was halfway onto his lungs - was decidedly not helping things.
He was sweating.
"Maybe you should get off..."
"Mm?" she replied, flipping through the other pages. Usopp began to squirm, letting out a loud, high-pitched squeak when Robin shifted, still sitting on him: this time, her legs on either side of his hips.
She was leaning forward, and Usopp caught a distinct, drawn-out flash of breasts.
"Um um um um um-"
"No," said Robin, sitting up. "This position doesn't look interesting enough."
The book landed with a loud thwack! on top of his chest. She leaned in, eyes dark - making him nervous.
She's going to kill me!
"Why don't you read up on it," she said, her voice low; her lips resting above his, teasingly warm. "And get back to me when you've found something good."
".......... What?"
She rose off of him, straightening her shirt and standing. He caught a flash of unnerving mischievousness in her eyes just before she tilted her hat forward, covering her eyes.
"See you back on the ship."
Usopp stared into the sky, a terrified grin on his face.
By: worblehat
Fandom: One Piece
Rating: PG
Pairing: Robin/Usopp
Notes: Spur-of-the-moment drabble-type thing, written for prpl_pen.
Summary: Engrossed in a good book.
Word Count: 480
Usopp's face was getting steadily redder.
R-Robin reads books like these?
"Hello, nose-kun."
"AHHHHHH!" Usopp shoved the book into his bag, looking off to the side. "H-Hey, Robin. You scared me." He laughed nervously.
"Are you running a fever?" she asked, hands stretched out towards his forehead.
Diagram 14 flashed through his mind.
I wonder how flexible Robin-
"Usopp?"
"AHH!"
Robin looked very mildly perturbed. "Is there a reason you keep screaming?"
"NO!" he screamed.
Robin stared at him, hands folded across her chest; not convinced.
Her eyes remained impassive as extra pairs of hands rifled through his pockets and bag, emerging with a slingshot, several bombs, and a book.
"The Kama Sutra?" she asked. "Did Sanji lend this to you?"
"Huh? Isn't it-" He faltered when she looked up from the book, her gaze unreadable. "Um, I mean - yeah. Sanji's a big pervert! Look, he even made bigger circles on the chests!"
"This looks like your handwriting."
"... Oh." Usopp sprinted forward.
Then promptly tripped over three sets of hands.
"R-Robin?!"
She stood over him. He couldn't see her eyes anymore, just her silhouette. Hands held him down.
"You made so many notes on this page," she said, opening the book to Diagram 19.
Usopp blushed. "Sanji must know how to copy my writing! He- oof!"
Robin was sitting on his stomach.
"Hard to... breathe..."
She made a small noise of disapproval. "That's never something you say to a lady, nose-kun. Especially not if you're hoping to try Diagram 35."
She held the book open once more. Usopp's blood rushed everywhere besides his head, where he needed it most. Robin sitting on top of him - even if was halfway onto his lungs - was decidedly not helping things.
He was sweating.
"Maybe you should get off..."
"Mm?" she replied, flipping through the other pages. Usopp began to squirm, letting out a loud, high-pitched squeak when Robin shifted, still sitting on him: this time, her legs on either side of his hips.
She was leaning forward, and Usopp caught a distinct, drawn-out flash of breasts.
"Um um um um um-"
"No," said Robin, sitting up. "This position doesn't look interesting enough."
The book landed with a loud thwack! on top of his chest. She leaned in, eyes dark - making him nervous.
She's going to kill me!
"Why don't you read up on it," she said, her voice low; her lips resting above his, teasingly warm. "And get back to me when you've found something good."
".......... What?"
She rose off of him, straightening her shirt and standing. He caught a flash of unnerving mischievousness in her eyes just before she tilted her hat forward, covering her eyes.
"See you back on the ship."
Usopp stared into the sky, a terrified grin on his face.