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wordy

Irrationality Is Fun

Apr 15, 2005 21:37

I noticed there are a whole bunch of stupid, nonsensical crossovers out there. And because I needed some practice writing, I decided to contribute. So, I bring you the first few in a series of irrational crossovers.

Strangely enough (for me) only the first one has slash, and even that's implied.

1. SG-1/House The SGC needs House's help. House isn ( Read more... )

Comments 11

almightychrissy April 16 2005, 03:34:48 UTC

Randal poked Dante in the ribs. "Bunch of savages on this island."
"You're telling me. The biggest bitch of all is that I wasn't even supposed to be on the plane that day."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

In which Jimmy meets Jimmy and House has way too much fun.

Awww, Jimmy? Because I think Ducky and Gibbs would have fun with House.

"Jimmy?" House gasped. The ME's assistant nodded enthusiastically. "Well, gosh. We have our very own Jimmy, right here." Wilson was jerked forward by a fine-boned hand. "I think you should go out and buy matching sweater sets."

Heeeee!!!!

*loves*

I need an NCIS icon.

wordy April 16 2005, 03:42:57 UTC

::grins:: Glad you liked the Clerks one. It's one of my favorite movies ever.

I chose Jimmy because, while Gibbs and Ducky are my favorites (next to Abby, at least), I can't see either of them succumbing to House!Fear like Jimmy would.

And everyone ought to have an NCIS icon. ...Of course, I say this and I haven't got one, either.

almightychrissy April 16 2005, 03:46:50 UTC

I love Clerks somuch.

Could you imagine Abby and House? That would be hilarious. McGee, however, would run from the room crying and Cameron would have to give him a hug. But I digress.

wordy April 16 2005, 03:59:27 UTC

How could you not? ::shock::

Hee. I'd pay to see Abby and House in the same room together. McGee would do as you say... or faint. And Tony would be dust under Cuddy's heel after hitting on her one too many times. I'd love to see Gibbs and Wilson interacting, too.

wishfulaces April 16 2005, 04:29:20 UTC

"How much are you going to pay me?"

*snort* A man after Daniel's own heart. :p

Oh, and Angel. And Teal'c. And sparring. The mind implodes.

elvish_whore April 16 2005, 04:32:19 UTC

A man after Daniel's own heart.

::laughs:: Oh, you know it.

Your Illya icon is brilliant! I love that picture.

wishfulaces April 16 2005, 05:05:53 UTC

Hee! I couldn't resist making some kind of icon out of the picture. ;)

irenak April 16 2005, 04:45:51 UTC

"You're telling me. The biggest bitch of all is that I wasn't even supposed to be on the plane that day."

You win the Internet!

Dude, seriously, love. Especially Sawyer, the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

wordy April 16 2005, 04:48:20 UTC

The Internet? I'll treasure it always. XD

Thanks so much.

sydni_64 April 16 2005, 05:06:53 UTC

These are incredible! And it's true, sometimes I see these insane X-overs and I just want to bang my head on the table. Buffy/Walker, Texas Ranger? What?

More nodding. "Yep."
"Because it was contracted on an uninhabited alien planet by a man so stupid he compulsively picks up diseased, alien chinchilla's. Because he thought they were distant relations of the monkey."
"That's pretty much it, yeah."

Too. Bloody. Perfect.

Irrational Crossovers secondsilk November 21 2005, 10:56:39 UTC

The idea of House in the NCIS office is a hoot.
And I loved Gris about the Luggage.
Didn't read the others because I don't know both fandoms.

sam_storyteller is writing a House/NCIS fic, it's just too scenes at the moment, and House hasn't actually met Gibbs yet.