So, yeah

[workingboy]

There's actually several things I have been meaning to post about for a while now. I have a new car, a new job, it is my 10th time reading through the Lord of the Rings trilogy (a milestone!)...but that's not why I'm posting now

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[balathustrius]

Either way you'll be hanging out with a stinky, dirty, diseased, oppressive, invasive homosexual.

And with option b), it'll also be the one that sticks your things up his butt, dick-swivels your drinks, and pisses in your coffee just for fun.

I like to think that I just ruined your plans.

[guide_vocal]

*laughs* You are wonderful.

Just a point

[ariadnesuicide]

You don't really need a lesbian best friend... Just a bisexual best friend...

I mean, I would totally talk to you about cunnlingus, and how we both like it.