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[worksmart]

[The city, in its normal, creepy kind of way, has been stalking one Robert Chase today. The first image flashes up on the network as he leaves the square's newest shopping paradise, and CCTV snapshots continue to be captured intermittently all the way home. If he's lucky, at least he won't be recognised?Finally back at his building, we see him pull

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[askagainplz]

Oh my! That creature is adorable!

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[askagainplz]

... What is it?

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[scruffology]

Not sure. It looks like a cat, but considering where it came from it could be a cheap Taiwanese knock-off.

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[askagainplz]

Knock-off animals?

It seems the City has become stranger since we were last here.

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[scruffology]

That's interesting, I know some people who'd pay for it.

[He doesn't mind. He spent about ten minutes in front of the mirror doing that himself.]

...The shoes, Angela.

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[scruffology]

More like it attacked me. You think I went out and bought the facial hair, too? That's one hell of a sale.

voice ][ he just stared for a very long time

[justdoingmyjob]

It 'followed' you.

voice ][ but at what??

[scruffology]

Couldn't shake it off.

[It's very clear to anyone who saw the images of his walk home that this is not what happened.]

voice ][ .....well....the scruff....the kitten....the...everything 8C lmfff

[justdoingmyjob]

Uh-huh.

[His tone says he expects as much.]

I'll pick up some food as soon as they let me leave. Should I get you different clothes--- nah.

voice ][ it is a visual smorgasboard

[scruffology]

[Innocent pause.]

Who are you picking up food for? Fridge is full.

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[beardspian]

[Cropped frame is cropped, for now.]

You look terrible.

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[scruffology]

[Narrowed eyes are narrowed. There is a small cat scaling Chase's shoulder.]

Thanks.

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[beardspian]

But the kitten is charming.

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[scruffology]

No it's not. It's small and fluffy, that makes it cute. Charming would imply it had manners.

[Eyebrow raise.]

Speaking of small and fluffy.

tags will be as slow as half-dead snails ;;

[fatespoken]

Did he really? Or is it really a thank-you present from that patient impregnated by his cat?

By the way, you look like shit.

That is quite slow. /offers them lettuce

[scruffology]

Delivered it this morning. Rest of the litter's up for grabs, if you're interested.

Hadn't noticed.

/... imagines Chase delivering kittens from an actual man scream

[fatespoken]

I have two already. I don't need another one to kick.

You're lucky, then.

well it would be a c-section, not that bad...

[scruffology]

Really. I didn't think you'd be a cat person.